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Dear Troy Aikman,
Who the hell said you could be a part of Red Sox Nation? We are opposed to the two things you most represent: Southern California and Texas. We are the hearty cold weather types, not the sun fried imbeciles that thrive in both of your "hometowns". Although we have members in both places we understand that they have our thick blood, our inner character and the desire to drive like they own the road. You also represent a team, and a dynasty that stood for things we do not stand for in the nation: arrogance. Hear me out, for we are becoming yankee-esque in our ways, but it is different than you and the cowboys. We don't need to leave a whole in our domes so God can watch us play, we just play outside in the cold. We don't deal with over rated running backs or coke-head wideouts, we don't deal with over hairgelled coaches and loudmouth crybaby owners. We just play the game. Sure we talk, and talk, and talk, but it's honest. Our fandom is brutal and harsh, both on the fans and the players. Had you played for the Patriots you would not have lasted, never mind had you been a pitcher for the red sox. Se we don't tolerate athletes like you, they tend to get eaten alive buy our media, and we kind of like it that way. It goes back to the "heartiness" trait I spoke about earlier.
So please leave your red sox gear at gate c, and we'll make sure it goes to a nice shelter, and go back to being a bad broadcaster.
- Sincerely, Red Sox Nation Representative from Framingham, Pip
PS- How many of these goddamn bandwagoneers am I going to have to excommunicate?!?!? Seriously, you must be at least as cool as Ben Afflec to be a celebrity red sox fan! That's not asking much, but it is proving a difficult task regardless.
