Dear Simmons haters.

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Because Boston fans are smarter and better than regular fans! In fact, they’re so good, they can literally improve the athletic potential of the team! But that’s not all! Boston fans can also turn lead into gold! And heal by touch! And when they take a shit, little animated birds appear from out of nowhere to wipe and powder their asses clean!" - Sign this guy up!!

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So what, I'm stupid now Bill? How am I stupid, Bill?

If Bill dropped his boston-bias he'd be 100x better.

Bill Simmons only outwardly projects out the extreme bias of every bandwagon jumping New England/Boston sports "fan". And he cannot quit his daily diatribes or Tom Brady will no longer allow him to peak up the skirts worn by Giselle.

Nope, I lost all respect for Simmons after he described how he goes about politics in this Jan. 9th "masterpiece":

Still reeling from Hillary's comeback in New Hampshire as a huge underdog Tuesday night. Amazing. I'm leaning toward voting for the Clintons (and really, they're a package deal) for three reasons:

1. They've been in the office before and made all their mistakes the first time around. Shades of Belichick learning from his Cleveland days. This time around, at least we know they'll take over the office with a game plan instead of limping through that first "What the hell am I doing?" year that seems to happen to every new president.

2. I miss Bill Clinton and want him back in my life on a regular basis for comedy and entertainment purposes. The thought of him closing down some hotel bar at 2 in the morning by telling two floozies, "How'd you ladies like to come back to the First Man's suite for a nightcap?" is just too good to pass up.

3. Obama smokes cigarettes. I can't get past this. Should the president be one of those guys who tells his staff, "Hold on, before we discuss this terrorist attack, lemme sneak outside for a butt"? Also, smokers are predisposed to telling white lies because everyone's always trying to get them to quit, so they're always saying stuff like, "Come on, I only have one or two a day," when they're really sneaking off behind garages and getting up at 2 a.m. pretending to get a glass of water and then plowing through a butt in 30 seconds. That makes me nervous. I don't want my president to have a life built around white lies. Unless he's totally open about the smoking ... then it's OK.

Anybody that reads the ramblings of Bill Simmons wouldn't be capable of properly filling out a voting ballot anyways.

Bill Simmons is better than you.

I don't love his columns like I used to, but I still read them on a regular basis. The problem is that he used to put a voice on one of the most downtrodden cities in America. When he first got started, the Patriots, Red Sox, and Celtics were all terrible.

A decade later, the Patriots have won 3 Super Bowls and are on the verge of a perfect season, the Red Sox have won 2 of the past 4 World Series (and are the prohibitive favorite for 2008), and the Celtics are one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference for the first time in years. So yes, you can expect him to be cocky. After being beaten down by your favorite teams for so long, wouldn't you be?

The truth here is that while Bill Simmons was great writing about Boston sports when they were lousy, now that they've all been shoved down our throats by the various talking heads, we don't want to listen. Everybody's had enough of Boston's success.

That being said, I agree that it's ridiculous that he suggests the Colts begged out to avoid being embarrassed by the Patriots.