Caption Contest (4.21.08)

I believe that now is the time when I can really start doing great things for the Knicks organization, and the franchise is in a fantastic position moving forward.

Question: How do you think the Knicks will do... you know, now that you're fired and all?

Isiah: (PAUSE) We... we're... we're making progress. Turnin' corners. I really think that this franchise is going to make the playoffs this year.

Media: But, Mr. Thomas, the regular season is over.

Isiah: Yeah, I know. But (snapshot... as in the picture above) hopefully, we can turn this thing around and make something happen. Maybe win the championship this year.

Media: Ummm... maybe you didn't understand me... the Knicks aren't... never mind.

"At least I got out of paying for harrassing that lady that worked for the Knicks. I stuck them for $11 million and I don't have to pay a penny."

1. Isiah: "I'm here to announce that I am suing James Dolan for sexual harassment"

2. Reporter: "How big was the severance check?"

Isiah: "About this big"

3. Isiah: "So... who needs a team or league ruined?"

4. Isiah: "Now I'm back to just being a crackhead in a suit. I'll page ya, Renaldo!"

5. Isiah: "So I said to him...'I'm not fired! YOU'RE fired'! Ha Ha!"

6. K-n-i-c-k-s - Keep Nailing Isiah to a Cross, but the Knicks Suck

7. Isiah: "For my next amazing feat I shall go to Washington to balance the budget..."

8. Isiah: "Et Tu, Stephon?"

9. Isiah: "I'm keeping the towels, some socks, Eddy Curry's heart, some personalized pens, and the gift cards from Service Merchandise...

10... "Well... don't worry.

I'm not gonna do what you think I'm gonna do.

which is just FLIP OUT!

Let me just say...

...as I ease out of the office I helped build...

I'm sorry, but it's a fact that there's such a thing... as manners.

A way of treating people.

These fish have manners.

In fact, I'm starting a new company and the fish will come with me.

Call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.

Okay.

If anybody else wants to come with me, -

- this is a chance for something real, and fun, and inspiring -

- in this godforsaken business, and we will do it together.

Who's coming with me?

Who's coming with me?

Who's coming with me besides Flipper here?

"I ran a franchise into the ground and all I got was this dorky tea-colored tie."

I think next season, this team can rebound and win 25 games

I mean I saw her and I was like....

5 dollar foot loooonnngg.

"I have just traded the entire New York Knicks basketball team for the rights to draft Kevin Love."

No, we cannot ask Jerome James to give his money back. No, we cannot ask Jared Jeffries to give his money back.