The Lockerroom
This is a the place to discuss the site, community issues, discuss ideas for opinions, and other things related to the community but not specifically about sports. You can add something to the locker room by clicking the link.
Caption Contest! (Not a Tribute to newly minted "Legend" SSR)
Hey, if The Evil Dr. Commento is gonna be the primary villain around here, get accused for things he doesn't do and "scare" off mediocre contributors he might as well do it as smarmily, subversively and passionately apathetic as possible!
Here's a (mostly) non-homoerotic caption contest with an Olympic flair... since the picture doesn't directly focus on the genital region it's an anti-SSR Caption Contest of sorts. (May his poor keyboard enjoy it's much needed respite!)
As any good captioner will tell you, the funniest captions don't need an overly funny picture, just an imagination and some creativity - have at it! Olympic-Style, bitches!!!

couldn't resist, I'm a douchebag