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Ban Everyone Here Except Jamel

Posted by Tyrone Briggs
740 days ago


<sarcasm>Every single member here at ArmchairGM has severely and maliciously wronged Jamel Bryant. In the entire history of the Internet and its worldwide users, no person has ever received such scorn, verbal abuse, threats, racism, sexism, socioeconomic prejudice, and general all around horrible treatment than Jamel. We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Damn our ignorance. Condemn everyone here for lacking a sense of humor (as the honorable Mr. Bryant states) and applying cruel double standards. Everyone here is absolutely wrong. Only Jamel is correct. And for that horrible crime of the century, we must pay the price.

It is clear that none of us are worthy to post at ArmchairGM. Only Jamel "gets it" in terms of what needs to be said, expressed and posted. The solution? It is rather simple and must be executed with one quick swift stroke from the control functions of a website admin.

Yup, push the ban button on all of us. That includes everybody - the founders (sorry Dan and gang), admins, users and especially little old me. Hell, find a way to block the already banned ex-users (that'll show Pnatt[II]).

Who should get sole article posting privileges here? Jamel, of course. Who should only be allowed to comment on those posted articles? Again, only Jamel.

What a truly wonderful utopia this website would be - 24/7 of Exclusive Jam-Jam!

Comment now before FP pushes the big fat red BAN button on all of us!</sarcasm>



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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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Satisfied?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
740 days ago
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ArmchairJAMJAM.com
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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Nope, ban the name of the site as well. Just call it JAMJAM.com And while we're at it, get rid of every other website on the Internet as well.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
740 days ago
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But you're saying Jamel should still try this Ban, right?


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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Now look what you just did. Geez, you offended him again. You see, this is why we all must be banned permanently from JamJam.com. It is simply an act of outright hatred to mock another person's sweat glands.
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JamelAll-American
740 days ago
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Wow you guys are butt buddies- great job Tyrone- hey who was the first one to bitch and moan and say they were leaving Armchair? Then the same thing was done at Jay the Joke? Who was that again?? I wonder....
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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Yeah well my family did receive a death threat and all...
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JamelAll-American
740 days ago
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From who? Manny?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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I don't know from who but my wife was not exactly thrilled when she read the email.
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JamelAll-American
740 days ago
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The email?? Why does your wife read your email? Does she read the comments here and type for you too? That would make sense-- you probably dictate to her and make her type things out for you- perhaps Manny does that as well.... you know when she's not working and making money for his family-
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
740 days ago
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You know what? I am simply going to choose not re-living that particular moment or respond to that comment.
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JamelAll-American
740 days ago
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Wow- a scary email must be really rough- did you stick a machete under your bed... or are you full of shit!
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Niteowl049AAA-er
740 days ago
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All I know is that if not for Tyrone I would be living on the street right now.
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
740 days ago
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Well, the only thing I know about Jamel is that his comments are full of whining, haven't been around long enough to know the backstory though.
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