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Baby Boy Briggs Number 2
Yup, I've succeeded in spawning another anti-Mariotti, future Chicago Bears uber-fan. The stats - Born on Monday, weight 8.0 lbs, penis 21 inches. Mom and son are doing just fine. We returned home.
Ironically, the hospital provided us a copy of the Chicago Sun-Times. We were sure to dump the paper's sports section into the same hazardous waste garbage bag that contained the contents of the afterbirth. Perhaps it was the epidural speaking, but even my wife thought that was hilarious. Strangely, the nurses did not comment.
Later gang.
