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Baby Boy Briggs Number 2

Posted by Tyrone Briggs
761 days ago


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Yup, I've succeeded in spawning another anti-Mariotti, future Chicago Bears uber-fan. The stats - Born on Monday, weight 8.0 lbs, penis 21 inches. Mom and son are doing just fine. We returned home.

Ironically, the hospital provided us a copy of the Chicago Sun-Times. We were sure to dump the paper's sports section into the same hazardous waste garbage bag that contained the contents of the afterbirth. Perhaps it was the epidural speaking, but even my wife thought that was hilarious. Strangely, the nurses did not comment.

Later gang.



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Pittsburgh GunnyMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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Congratulations!
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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Congratulations! You'll never run out of diapers either as long as the Sun-Times sports section is around.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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I understand the sentiment but obviously, you've never had a kid. They are crying, eating, hardly sleeping shit machines!!!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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Now there's THREE times as much reason to be afraid... So this one was named "Manuel X" after me right?
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DNLLegend
761 days ago
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Mazel tov!
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OneflydudeAll-American
761 days ago
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Congrats on that man
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TylersaltAll-Star
761 days ago
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congratulations, sir!
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
761 days ago
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Congratulations once again....(He e-mailed me this morning)
Cow Tipping This user wants to take TB's kid cow tipping.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
761 days ago
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TB, this is for you and the family
This user knows that Tyrone and his Baby Briggs LOVES yummy fried chicken!... But hate Jay Mariotti!
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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity
761 days ago
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Congrats Tyrone!
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Tmil42AAA-er
761 days ago
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Congratulations, Tyrone. We thought you died.


We were half right.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
761 days ago
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Whereby "we" equals "him.
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Tmil42AAA-er
761 days ago
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Well, yeah. I definitely mean him when I said we.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
761 days ago
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I think Tyrone's days of winning weeks are long behind him now. Nothing to vote for, an extra kid to look after. It could cost him his AGM career.
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KelsdadAll-Star
761 days ago
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Congratulations, Tyrone. Hope the wife and Manny Jamel Briggs are doing well. God bless, man.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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M.J. Briggs... nice!
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JuTMSY4Legend
761 days ago
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Congrats TB...

November is an excellent month for babies!

btw, 9 or so months ago...valentine's day...seems like your scheming worked? ; - )
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RomiezzoLegend
761 days ago
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OMG, JuT. HOW did you come up with that? AMAZING.
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JuTMSY4Legend
761 days ago
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because i was born exactly 9 months after V-day...duh ; - )
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JMFlyer1454Draft Pick
761 days ago
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Congratulations!
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Niteowl049AAA-er
761 days ago
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Congratulations Tyrone!!
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RomiezzoLegend
761 days ago
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Congrats Tyrone. Let's hope he doesn't get your traits about how you feel about MJD as soon as he signs up for AGM.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
761 days ago
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MJD was one of the first people here (Manny was the first) to send congratulations with a gift. And yes, his gesture was greatly appreciated. And wouldn't it be neat if this website was around for our kids to bang around sports discussions? Wow. And it will all happen faster than we will realize.
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SSreportersLegend
761 days ago
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Born on Monday, weight 8.0 lbs, penis 21 inches.


Tyrone, did your wife tell you about the dangers of Viagra?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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He's trying to get the jokes out now before it becomes uncomfortable to talk about his son's penis.
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MegECass110AAA-er
761 days ago
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Congratulations. It's nice to know SOMEONE on here has time for extracurricular activities.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
761 days ago
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Yeah, nine months ago...
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Ea34Div-I Stud
760 days ago
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Cogratulations!!!
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