Attention: SSReporters

I actually wanted to.....:) Besides, if Alex moves to the US, pester him (or whenever he stops using that mustache grower).

Now now, not growing facial hair doesn't make you any less of a man.

This is how the convo should go:

Kelsdad: Hey Alex, sorry to call you at 3 in the morning but um....what the **** is that on your face?

Alex: It's a mustache, or moustache as the Brits call it, blast you bloody Americans!

Meg: That's not a mustache. Check your e-mail Alex, I sent a picture of myself with my mustache.

(Alex gets jealous that a girl has a better 'stache and decides to rip down Murray Walker poster and....)

SS is just jealous because he can't grow one...

Er....no. I have a mustache, and I'm waaaaay younger than you.

I write much better than that.

Ever heard of forging signatures?

Grand National > Kentucky Derby. It's the only horse race in the world that's entertaining.