Ask Oh No Romo: Part 2

Wow, I'm gone for 2 1/2 hours and there's already a second thread created. I'm going to have enough content for a year

What is the better sports-related Halloween costume: Steve Bartman or Duke lacrosse players and a beat-up hooker? Sub-question: Does comedy really equal tragedy plus time?

Why is it that the Bears have had the NFC's best defense for four years running and still haven't figured out why they can't win?

What is the ratio of athletes being arrested and civilians being arrested? Write a comparative essay on your findings.

In a handicapped cage match, who wins: The founding members of AGM or Manny Stiles?

Of the members of AGM, who is the funniest? Most annoying? Most miserable? Most inspiring? Best writer? Most likely to have a job in sports writing? Best smile?

Who looked more like a hobo: Jake Plummer or Johnny Damon?

Subquestion: Who cleans up better: Plummer or Damon?

Should Cubs fans stop bitching about Steve Bartman and blame the dinghyheads on the field?

Better place to be drunk at: sporting event or strip club?

I love the Packers, but is playing Todd Rundgren's "Bang The Drum All Day" after each touchdown really as dumb as I think it is?

By the way, you won't get away with giving one word answers for these if that's what you're thinking.

What is the right choice to do with your tax return: Buying your girlfriend a nice gift or buying partial season tickets to the Brewers for both of you?

What was Phil Collins feeling coming in the air tonight?

How much would you love to see Terry Tate Office Linebacker catch Harry Potter slacking off?

Do you know how to "Superman that ho?"

Why is that women can go to the bathroom in groups but I get dirty looks when I strike up conversation at the urinal?

Choose one: Go all-in short stacked with King & Queen off-suit or who the fack cares?

Name the colors of the rainbow and which New England Patriot's bumper sticker you used to answer the first part.

Why are college girls more willing to put my dick in their mouth unprotected on the first date then they are willing to have protected sex? The act of putting someones dick who they don't know, unprotected in her mouth before having protected sex for mutual pleasure is beyond me. Can anyone explain to me why this is? What is the deal?

What is your favorite Harry Doyle line?

Is the wave still acceptable?

Let's say Mark Prior and Kerry Wood's houses are 70 miles apart. If Prior leaves his house traveling 30 mph and Wood leaves his house traveling 25 mph, how long will it take them to crash into each other and wind up back on the DL?

Should Congress pass a Constitutional Amendment banning the use of the phrase "How Sweep It Is"?

If you add two and two together, does it equal more than the score of anyone taking the Wonderlic test these days?

Do you think I'm on steroids for asking such thought-provoking questions?

63?: Why does Joakim Noah insist on appearing like the bastard son of Cosmo Kramer?

Great comment about Mark Prior and Kerry Wood crashing into each other and winding up on the DL. You could use the same math problem with Mike Hampton and Carl Pavano.

Hampton made $14 million for not throwing a pitch...Would like to know what employment agency he used to find that job so I can sign up too.

Jesus...Corey did you take over for TB?

64. Why does Kenrick murder the English language on a daily basis?

Would you be willing to introduce yourself to women as the Talented Mr. Romo, much like Mathew Barry does as the Talented Mr. Roto?