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Another Gift Idea

Posted by Woodsmeister
853 days ago


We need to add a Fork to send to people whose teams are done.



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RomiezzoLegend
853 days ago
Score 3+-
Or for the users that are taking crap from other users. Good idea!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
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a fork AND a pitchfork!!!
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ChristofMVP
853 days ago
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I requested that award a few months back. You can see how much pull I have around here. :)
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DNLLegend
853 days ago
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You did?
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ChristofMVP
852 days ago
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Yes, to you as a matter of fact. Nice to see how closely you read our IM conversations.... :)
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ChristofMVP
853 days ago
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And if we do the fork, can we also do the cookie award. ANd if do those two, how about the bag over the head award - for those who are ashamed of their team's performance.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
853 days ago
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The cookie award can also go to any Daniel Briere fans...
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Falcon02520Legend
852 days ago
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I like the bag over the head award.
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DNLLegend
852 days ago
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Fork is made.
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RomiezzoLegend
852 days ago
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I will now give all the Devil Rays, Royals, White Sox, Twins, Orioles, A's, Rangers, Reds, Pirates, Astros, Nationals, Marlins, and Giants fans the gift. Thanks DNL!
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Falcon02520Legend
852 days ago
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I already gave it to a Browns fan. Sigh, they are already done.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
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Don't worry Romie, your team's fork is coming soon enough...
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RomiezzoLegend
852 days ago
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Hey Manny. When they're done, make sure to give me a gift. I could use some more points nowadays. :)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
Score 4+-
If you make the fork, there better be a spoon (and hopefully a spork)

Other "ideas" you ask???

"A gatorade bucket" (for dumping on heads)

"Make it rain" - a spinoff of Armchair cash...

"toilet paper" - for wiping after a thorough beating.

"a shed" to take whoopins out behind...

"a flat tire" - for blowouts and busted hopes

"a librarian" - to help you find the correct information you reference

"a pickup truck" - when someone "picks you up"

"a scoreboard" - nothing says it like a scoreboard!

"a clock" - still time left! OR you're all out of it, there's no in between!

"nose" to give to users who need something better to pick on - or when you smell a victory

"channel changer/remote control" - for those Tim McCarver moments

"a fat new contract" - what all free agents crave!

"gift to be named later" - the gift version of player to be named later

just a few I was thinking of...
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ChristofMVP
852 days ago
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I think the Flat tire idea is the best of the bunch here.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
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lottery ticket - your only hope

"other two wishes" - what's left from using the first wish

pair of eyeballs - to see clearly with

hearing aid - your lips are moving but I don't hear words

keyboard - to type with

window - to jump out of

Fishing pole - your season is over

shot glass with your teams logo - the only shot your team has left

saddle - to ride and/or cowboy up

Can of Chunky Soup - to curse people

tag - you're it! no tagbacks

a diaper - quit being a baby

a plunger - you're begining to overflow

two aspirin for the morning - for late games that went badly

smelling salts - wake up, you're dreaming!@!!
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Falcon02520Legend
852 days ago
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great Manny, love the Shot Glass
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RomiezzoLegend
852 days ago
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LMAO!! Manny. Great ideas!
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ChristofMVP
852 days ago
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The Lottery Ticket, Shot Glass, and Can of Chunky Soup are all worthy of being added to the awards section.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
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the shot glass is based on real events
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
852 days ago
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I only demand "fishing pole" and "gift to be named later". "Chunky Soup can" and "Cooler of Gatorade" should already be there...
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RomiezzoLegend
852 days ago
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How about a wagon for bandwagoners?
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AckermanstevenSoccer Kid
850 days ago
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A grave for your team is dead
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