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Announcing the ArmchairGM Comedy Roast

Posted by SSreporters
768 days ago


To all ArmchairGM users,


There are many of us who love insulting each other in our articles and comments, coming up with jokes and whatnot. Well this is your chance to show your insult comic prowess, with the ArmchairGM Comedy Roast!

Starting Monday, October 29th, we'll have one user write at least a 300 word comedy article here in the locker room, based on another user of their choice. Now here are some rules for this roast:


1. In the comments section, state the user you want to roast. Cutoff time for all participants is midnight local time on October 28th.

2. A minimum of 3 users may roast the same person.

3. You must state the date that you will post your roast (POETRY PUNKS!!!), in the comments section as well.

4. No, you can't roast multiple people.

Now for the roasters who are writing:

1. Do not go on a profanity laced tirade, unless you will censor your swearing.

2. Please be committed to when you will post the article (those who have to change schedule may say so on my message board).

3. If your name is Manny Stiles, you may not roast SSreporters since you poke insults and jokes towards me everyday.

Roasts will be posted Monday-Friday from October 29th until we run out of participants as part of a month long event here at AGM. Please post your questions in the comments, and sign up.

All you need to say is "I would like to roast....." or something like that.



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KelsdadAll-Star
768 days ago
Score 5+-
Not interested, thankyou.
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SSreportersLegend
768 days ago
Score 0+-
I respect your decision.
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False ProphetAll-Star
768 days ago
Score 0+-
not even a chance to roast me? Wow.
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Falcon02520Legend
768 days ago
Score 5+-
3a. If your name is Manny Stiles, you may not roast yourself...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
768 days ago
Score 1+-
Aw, but I have such good dirt on me!!!
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RomiezzoLegend
768 days ago
Score 4+-
1. Nothing to do with sports, which is what we hear for

2. We have nothing to gain

3. This is just going to cause more hatred in the group, which we don't need.


No thanks.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
768 days ago
Score 0+-
I'll stick myself out there and get roasted. Any takers?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
768 days ago
Score 1+-
I only roast you so much because you spend so much time deserving it.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
768 days ago
Score 4+-
You spend too much time watching TV. When the Dean Martin infomercials come on, it's time for bed.

What's next Yo Comma? Last Writer Standing? Roblefko Knows Best? The Armchair Bachelor? Wiki-Survivor? Stile'n Out?

I know this is a community, but it's about the events on the field of play, not the reflected glory superdork bloggers like us... pseudo-celebrities, second tier pornstars and superego-superheroes that we may be.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
768 days ago
Score 3+-
Now, now let us all not roast a fellow Chair member for at least having some sense of creativity in the idea of roasting other members. However might I suggest amending the original proposition of perhaps roasting sports personalities rather than each other?
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The Ironman Jeff GarciaJV Squad
768 days ago
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4. No, you can't roast multiple people.


But what if we find out Gilbert Arenas and all angles of his philosophies joined ArmchairGM?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
768 days ago
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There's already three schizophrenics here... do we really need five?
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