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An ode to Manny Stiles

Posted by Rawbeezeitz
804 days ago


Funny is a good word to describe Manny

Understanding him is easy, he’s very straightforward

Chuckles usually emerge from me when I read his stuff

Kind of like looking at drawings a 3 year old makes


My town is the place that he hates most

And certainly it’s not a perfect place

No other town is like it, though

No other sports fans are like Boston fans

Yes we’re annoying, but at least we’re loyal


Sox, Bruins, Pats, and Celtics

Throw in the occasional BC buzz

Include some great college hockey while you’re at it

Less passionate fans can move to Florida

Europe might have the craziest sports fans in the world

Stateside, though, we’re the most insane



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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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Eh, it's been done before... and they always have a hard time walking afterwards.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
804 days ago
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Manny's flow...this needs some work.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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Friends, Companions, Realmsharers,

Underachievers, Half-assers, 90 pound weaklings,

Competitors, Standard Bearers, Original Artists,

Kindhearted Imitators... Heed this warning!


Many People may have tried many styles, but

Everyone knows there's only one Manny Stiles. (Thank GOD for it!)


  • I appreciate the flattery - but if you're gonna bring it, BRING IT!!! I'll build the bar and put it up there, but if you can't push it further, don't hurt yourself trying - this game is for Grown Ups
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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I had a minute to kill, what can I say?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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I don't mind - I ask for this kind of attention. It makes me smile when people are talking about me more than I talk about myself (or at least when it's a closer race) Still, Way to have a set and defend your territory!
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KelsdadAll-Star
804 days ago
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Damn, the natives are getting restless! And worried, too, if you're smart. You're welcome.
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BrittschrammRed-Shirting
804 days ago
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I'm wondering - Since I moved to Florida, does that make me a less passionate fan?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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I don't think passion is a geographically determinable quantity.

I live in Arizona and you will be hard pressed to find a more passionate Tampa Bay Rays fan...

Are there passionate fans in Boston? Sure. There's passionate fans around the world. And they are overshadowed by the multitude of louder, stupider, brainwashed, hypnotized fools and blah-blah-mouths who think they're on the team, who regurgitate everything Bob Ryan opens his cakehole about, who think every local player should be MVP, etc...

ultimately, do your thing Britt. Worrying if you're a passionate enough fan or not won't effect the sorrow you feel when they get bounced from the playoffs!
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Falcon02520Legend
804 days ago
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I think it was more of a shot at the D-rays in Florida than anything else.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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'Twas a shot at D-Rays fans
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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All 12 of us?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
804 days ago
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Yeah, it just doesn't get any cooler than hanging out with Ben Asslick at Fenway (while ruining Alias...) BA_560_ap.jpg
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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Don't get me started on Affleck. There aren't enough damn seats at fenway Park for FANS to sit, so we have to dish two front row seats so this no talent buffoon can get facetime on NESN. I want Ben Affleck dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burnt to the ground, I want to piss on his ashes
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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If you are a REAL Red Sox fan, shouldn't he be on your list below Jimmy Fallon?
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
804 days ago
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Jimmy Fallon is already dead to me. As are the owners of the team for not reading that Godawful script and saying "No! You can't film your shite movie at our ballpark!"
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TylersaltAll-Star
803 days ago
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Ben Affleck ruined a beautiful thing. He needs to be dealt with.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
803 days ago
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Since when is fan loyalty unique to Boston. What kind of crap is that. I once heard something about these folk in wisconsin. I think they wear cheese on their heads and OWN THE FUCKING TEAM.
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Cougar2000All-American
690 days ago
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That's right. The citizens of Green Bay OWN the Packers. They are the ONLY professional sports team to my knowledge that is owned by a community.
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