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All of the Things I Was Wrong About (2008 Sports Edition)

Posted by Manny Stiles
334 days ago


As an annual/New Year's Eve tradition, or at least for the previous two AGM seasons I have offered to you the ample list of my misfirings, misgivings and plain old dipshitted conclusions of blandeur.

Unfortunately due to circumstances that rank just above getting raped by a chainsaw I am unable to allow the generous, prodigious and socially exalted masses here at AGM to spittle and defecate on my pride with delirious glee. Things are ok for me, but certain demographics are hampering my ability to produce decent, regular copy right now...

But back to the "motivation" here: I was wrong about a lot of shit in 2008 and I'm not afraid to face the proverbial and theoretical "music"...

Sure... there was the Suns not winning the Super Bowl and the Rays barely taking 8 medals in Beijing or Tyrone Briggs being a one-quarter Albino Asian dude from the silverspoon ladelling suburbs instead of the pasty, Star Wars-loving 100% caucasian I thought he is but beyond that, 2008 had its moments - good and bad, sometimes worse. Regardless, I was still REALLY right about a few minor things (You Pats fans might know what I'm shoving in your face).

So have at it - let out your bile-tinged rage, your haughty attitude-impaired adjectives and your joy of slandering a prick of my particular flavor.


Have a HAPPY and safe New Years. Make your resolutions as resolute as possible. Don't do anything I would consider pondering and as always - Peace and good tidings to you and yours...

Have a spectacular 2009!!!

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KelsdadAll-Star
334 days ago
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Happy New Year, Manny. It's been a shit year all around for most of us anyway, hopefully a year from now we can all laugh about it.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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Every time I look out the window, I laugh! 2009 is already fine!
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Davis21wylieMVP
334 days ago
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You weren't right...


A shrimp was right.


Big difference.


Anyway, Happy New Year, guys. And I'm with Kelsdad -- let's hope '09 kicks '08 squarely in the hind quarters.
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Davis21wylieMVP
334 days ago
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And feel free to bring up my predictions for the Braves, Indians, Padres, Cowboys, Saints, Packers, Seahawks, and yes, Patriots, if you want more examples of people being totally and completely wrong this year... :) At least my Colts-Eagles Super Bowl pick is still alive!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
330 days ago
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I've not used this site too much lately, but when I saw the title of this lockerroom post, I smiled. :-)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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Because I still owe you a cricket article???
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JuTMSY4Legend
329 days ago
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Warden was wrong about Romo and the Cowboys
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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Well, duh... he might as well bet on the Sun rising in the West instead...
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JuTMSY4Legend
329 days ago
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as Emmitt Smith would say: "The Cowboys got debacled"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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Tony Romo couldn't wipe his ass in December with oven mitts on without getting shit all over them...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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(them = his hands)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
329 days ago
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Actually, I take it back... it seems Romo only craps his pants during December... so why is there a reason to wipe?
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