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A Made up Monday Night Football Script
You know about all of these ridiculous MNF "real life" commercials they're doing. So I've decided to make one up (and add some twists), every week for the rest of the year. We'll start off with the promo for the Steelers/Ravens.
"Remember when Ben Roethlisberger drove his team right down the field against the Chargers? And when they won it on a last second field goal, you had to pay up? Remember that? You had to take your boss' 500 pound daughter out the following night? And then she got romantic with you, and then she made out with you? And after that, remember you told your boss that his daughter resembled an elephant? Remember that? Well next time, when Hines Ward and the Steelers battle Derrick Mason and the Ravens next Monday, get a boss who has a hot bad ass daughter."
Monday Night Football on ESPN.
A made up MNF commercial script.
