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LaVar Arrington’s motorcycle crash fails to live up to its potential

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by user Insan

Taken from SportsPickle.com

Although it had everything you could want in a motorcycle accident – high speed, a ramp, and a novice rider – LaVar Arrington’s crash on Monday in Maryland disappointed many who saw the NFL linebacker total his bike.

“This was a crash that could have been legendary, you know? One of the greatest ever,” said Robert Lamont, who witnessed the crash. “But for whatever reason it just didn’t pan out that way. Sure, there were some broken bones, but it could have been so much more.”

Police officer Sgt. Michael Smetger, who responded to the scene, said that when he heard over the dispatch that a motorcycle had crashed into a guardrail on a highway ramp he expected something awesome.

“I thought there probably was a big fireball or some severed limbs – something breathtaking and dramatic. From what I heard, it had that sort of awesome potential,” said Smetger. “But then I was told it was LaVar Arrington in the crash, and I knew it was best if I lowered my expectations.”

 


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JuTMSY4Legend
916 days ago
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So you just copied and pasted the article?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
916 days ago
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Insan = Jay Mariotti?
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InsanMajor Leaguer
916 days ago
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Yea. I found it and thought it was funny and decided to share it with you guys. Is that wrong? I gave credit to the site.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
916 days ago
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I dunno. We gotta check with the Armchair constitutional lawyers here for a judgement... :)
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InsanMajor Leaguer
916 days ago
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lol, it sounds like it. I guess people around here don't take kind to funny.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
916 days ago
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Don't get me started. You don't know the half of it around here - yet. Welcome aboard by the way.
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JuTMSY4Legend
916 days ago
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no, its not that...its just that, IMO, I'd prefer to see actual new material...if you wanna talk about tthis article or that article...that's fine...i happen to find DJ gallo to be funny too (its his site right)...but reposting someone's work seems kinda unfair...and you're getting credit for doing basically nothing... But you did at least give credit...better than PnattII
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InsanMajor Leaguer
916 days ago
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Thanks Tyrone

Jutmsy, I see your point, I just posted it thinking not many people read that site. I figured people would enjoy it.

If you like reading his stuff, you should check out the new Athlete's E-Mails. The letter from Phil Mickelson to Tiger. Absolutely hilarious. I would post it here but it might not be appreciated since it's not original.
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TehLokiVarsity Captain
916 days ago
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the brushback report makes me giggle
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