Kenrick Thomas Writes a "Book", So it's My Job to Make Fun of it

Disclaimer: The following is intended for the sole purpose of lampooning another person's hard work to write 60 pages, all of the following statements are fictional, and are not to be used against me if you decide to sue me.

<parody>My good foe Kenrick has written a book called "Nonsense in Sports". Well, I've found a second book also written by him and here is an excerpt on his opinion of the Knicks:

"Izeah Thomas will not never be a gooder coach than he already is not. He deserves to be fired, if not let go by the Knicks orginazition. The fackt that he is still the hed coach is ridicules! I mean, cume on, theyve got telaneted players in Eddie Curry and Jamel Crawford, but everytime the draft is goings on, the Knicks fail, even Spike Lee can't believe it, and he was cleraly high on drugs in this past draft."

That's a preview of his second book "Knickknack Patty Whack". A foreword by Emmitt Smith is rumored to be in the making.</parody>