Karaoke Quarterback

Oh Eli, why must you make it so hard for me to root for you!

Eli sings Bon Jovi... Wow! Glad I don't live in New Jersey (for more than the usual reasons)

Oh ELi, why do you bring so much joy to Philadelphia Eagles fans. :)

Do you mean looking like a fool in front of all those people, or his singing?

Only because Ben Rothlidfghsdhgberger has been slowly forgotten...

Good point.

the shirt says "Drink Like a Champion Today"

"Oh really. bright comment there."

It was bright dumbfuck! Look, the Giants traded Phillip Rivers who has proven to be a better QB than Eli. The most useful offensive attribute Eli has is his last name. It appears that he doesn't have the heart and determination to win, as he see him karyoking after games.

Oh and while you're at it, why don't you go post another "I have retired article." Can you write something intelligent instead of simply, writting attention getters to get people talking about you. Do you need to write retired articles as ways to get to the front page or do you lack enough knowledge about sports to write something decent.

Guess you can't expect too much from college dropouts, especially ones from places like Temple. Aren't they fielding open tryouts for football there?

Well, that's the last time I quote you... So, The Beast... who lit the fuse on your tampon today?

Yeah, I looked through the comments and YOU'RE the only one talking about me... (you know, other than myself of course)