Juanita Jordan Finally Cashes In
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by user LastRow
Lets face it…Nobody likes to go through a divorce. All that time and money wasted on the wedding, for what? Just because you had nothing better going on that day, doesn’t mean you have to invite people who you like for them to share in your special day…Who honestly, don’t want to be there in the first place. Instead putting on their best happy faces, trying their damnedest not to blurt out, "Don’t Do It". Although if any "distinguished guests" ever did that, 9 times out of 10 they’d be throwing you a life saver! Isn’t that right, Michael Strahan?
Divorces are so icky, most suckers don’t get their ball & chain to sign a prenuptial agreement for the simple fact that they honestly believe "death will do them part". Yeah, death will as she drives you to kill yourself! Not signing a prenup, is like not protecting ones monkey before asking a hussy to provide her services…There’s just some shit you don’t do! Another one is, don’t get caught by the wife cheating. For Michael Jordan being called such a "smart" business man, when it comes to common sense, he’s a real dumbass. Although we all knew that…Retiring three separate times and drafting Kwame Brown with the overall number one pick. While his hardwood floor skills and his business adventures made his macaroni
& cheese, his ex-wife Juanita will greatly enjoy half of it on her own.
From the man that made the word "retiring" an entirely new definition of the word, he seems to be learning a whole new meaning…And that is, the wife is always, for some reason worth way above the market value. Why is that always the case? I dunno, but Mike, you be better asking a fellow Mike about how that works. I’m sure Strahan will be glad to fill you in on that! However, I must say that after reviewing the tape I can clearly see why Juanita stands to get $150,000,000. We all know the tape never lies! Here don’t take my word for it, everybody, check it out for yourself!
http://www.thisjustin.com/2007/05/15/juanita-deserves-all-michael-jordan-s-money-imho/
