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Jim McMahon: Television's First Metrosexual Pro Athlete Pitchman?

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by Tyrone Briggs


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You be the judge and pick out your favorite. Let the debate begin!

Candidate Commercial#1

Synopsis - A very oiled (and body shaved?) Jim McMahon exhibits his tremendous hand-eye coordinations skills while pitching a toy gun product. Extra props for the safety googles placed over McMahon's trademark shades. Perhaps this commercial inspired Don Simpson in a classic 80s coke moment to convince his buddy Jerry Bruckheimer to produce Top Gun as the most inherently (un)intentionally homoerotic movie of all-time.

Candidate Commercial#2  

Synopsis - Only the Coca-Cola Company could take two charismatic personalities such as McMahon and William Perry and ruin the moment with a boring commercial script. Wow, what an incredible sense of humor (cough, cough) to have The Fridge order a case of Coke (code for a kilo of yayo perhaps?). Hah, hah, hah. Of historical interest to those that actually care about this diabetic inducing, teeth rotting soft drink, check out the rather smallish size of the cans along with "Coke" (which everybody universally hated at the time) and "Coke Classic".

Candidate Commercial#3

Synopsis: Where to begin? It appears that Honda hired John Hughes to direct this very 80s in the moment commercial to dress McMahon up in garb that even Ari Gold's assistant would deem offensively over the top gay. Simply put, what the hell is up with the muscle flex pose? At some point during the shoot, McMahon must have realized that this was all very weird (even to him) and perhaps walked off the set in disgust which may account for the second half of this segment to be played in reverse. Honda refused to comment if McMahon rode that scooter while hammered.

Well, the rest is up to you fellow Armchair posters. Which is the best of the worst of this lot? And thank God that 1980s revivalism movements have remained virtually non-existant.

And if you liked this post, check out Pete Rose's stellar pitchman career here. 

Coming soon: O.J. "The Juice" Simpson's endorsement career! 


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JuTMSY4Legend
839 days ago
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Anyone know if there was ever a Crystal Pepsi commericial similar to these...
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JuTMSY4Legend
839 days ago
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I'm surprised no one ever called out McMahon for being to latently homosexual...especially with the whole aids thing in the 80s... I'm also really glad I never dated girls in the 80s...seriously...the hair...wtf...
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
839 days ago
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Are the LeBron "multiple personality" commercials really any better? Hey, that gives me an idea...
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JamelAll-American
839 days ago
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I don't want to say why but I have a feeling some of these commercials are going to be armchair fan favorites-

If I must pick the best- it's the middle coca-cola one- McMahon has his shirt on

Worst- last one- "over the top gay" is an understatement for that commercial-
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
839 days ago
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They would be IF McMahon had played for the New England Patriots.
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