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Jeanie Zelasko…OOPS!

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by user LastRow

Why it was just yesterday, in the final moments leading up to the All-Star Game that The Seattle Times reported that Ichiro Suzuki was going to sign a five year, $100 million dollar contract extension. In doing so, that will keep him with the Seattle Mariners through 2012. I’ll be honest, that the only way I’d be living in Seattle with a nice filled briefcase of Ben’s!

Oh wait…Incoming news! Did you know he's going to be a free agent? Or at least Fox’s Jeanie Zelasko certainly seems to think so, or did during Ichiro's post-game interview last night. Apparently the Fox network didn’t send out that memo quick enough or the email went directly into SPAM. There has be conflicting reports that Joe Buck was the mastermind behind this oops, but we’ll have to wait until the full investigation is complete to see how in the hell Jeanie didn’t know this.

The funniest part of the entire eight-second clip below is Ichiro’s expression to Zelasko’s boneheadism. It’s like somehow, someway he can understand bonehead when he has trouble grasping the English language as he laughs after her notion of him become a free agent. And without any hesitation she responses not have a clue what’s going on by…Well, let’s just roll the tape!

In conjunction with the Major League Baseball All-Star Break combine with another Wimbledon title for Roger Federer, LastRowSports.com Pick’em Poll wants to know what is currently the best sport rivalry? As a perquisite being up on your current events is a must! For this has signs of becoming a scientific poll!!! So pull your **** finger out of your ass and start playing with your mouse…Vote now bastards!! Please be kind and cleanse the mouse when finished polling in the Pick’em Poll!


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Bobbyjim45Draft Pick
883 days ago
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That's priceless. "You like that one?"... I got 100 million of 'em
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MegECass110AAA-er
883 days ago
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I looooooooooove Ichiro's reaction. He's just like, "Look at this silly woman...she thinks I'm gonna be a free agent and come to San Francisco!" Also, apparently Ichiro speaks impeccable English and understands it fine (you'd think so after 7 years over here), yet the translator was still there. I guess you can never hear enough Japanese.
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LastRowAll-American
883 days ago
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Yeah, but this is boneheadism we're talking about here...Very difficult to understand!
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Patrickburke1980All-American
883 days ago
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awesome. he's really been here 7 years already?
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LastRowAll-American
883 days ago
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Let's not forget however, we're counting in dog years
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SSreportersLegend
883 days ago
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Which is why my blog title is Stupid Sideline Reporters.
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InterMatAll-American
883 days ago
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At least it wasn't Beth Mowins.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
409 days ago
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could this woman be any dumber? If you listen to her during the world series she has botched every historical fact, or just makes them up...she's a great reporter...
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