Jay Mariotti's Shroud of Darkness Falls Upon the Chicago Bears

by Tyrone Briggs

My 2 year old son has been sick with the flu for the past 24 hours. What could be a better way to pass the entire night (when not performing daddy duty of mopping up vomit and diarrhea while calming down a restless toddler) then dabble with Quick Time?

Our pediatrician told us that he will be just fine. Just a nasty case of acute Minnesota Adrian Peterson-itis. Apparently most of Chicago was infected with the disease immediately following that 55 yard field goal.

J CunninghamVarsity Captain

757 days ago

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Jar-Jar Mariotti? Hope your son feels better.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

757 days ago

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Jar Jar Binks would be an infinite improvement over the dwarfish bobble head on ATH.

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KelsdadAll-Star

757 days ago

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As a Cubs fan, you should be used to people puking and shittin' all over themselves. Hope your son is OK.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

757 days ago

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Not without the booze!

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KelsdadAll-Star

757 days ago

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I meant the Cubs players.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

757 days ago

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Its been much better ever since Kerry smashed that boom box. Salsa music and ivy just don't mix well...

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DonatevoMajor Leaguer

757 days ago

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Hope your son recovers fast. Adrian Peterson is amazing.

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

757 days ago

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Yeah, I'm only sick in the head. I'm considering a trip to MHI

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