Jam Jam's Random Thoughts
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by Jamel
1. Throw bean balls at Bonds at every opportunity- he comes up to plate the pitcher tries to hit him in the head--- result-- record is safe- everyone is happy-- plus the irony is beautiful- serve Bonds right for growing such a big melon target :)
2. NFL- hit the players where it counts- each punishable offense is no longer a missed game- instead a salary cut will occur
First offense- 25% cut
Second- 50%
Third- 75%
Fourth- you HAVE to play for free :) and bring oranges and drinks for half time
Money cut goes to the charities that the crime was against- DUI?- money goes to MADD, Drugs?- money goes to Just Say NO programs, dog killer?- money goes to Chinese Restaurants so they can buy chicken
3. Discussion on what a uniform looks like is stupid- let's stop
4. ESPN side lining reporters- HIT the MUTE button- drink beer- enjoy-
Discuss away
