JAM-JAM TOURS THE MENSTRUATION CYCLE

Go figure Manny is the expert in the women's cycle-- keep digging that hole manny-- you are such a douchebag girl-- hey if you are bleeding out of any hole in your body go to Manny for advice- somehow I think he knows all about this kind of stuff

Oh, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to take health class in 10th grade.... or have a wife who shares a world with me, or talk to any women in my life... to know about menstrual cycles...

I had to come to Armchair to have Jamelle tell me about it with a video and "my cycle is like clock work" when in fact all I did was apply simple math?

What hole am I digging?

You are Jamthejoke.

I do enjoy wasting my time busting on you... it's like fishing with dynamite.

So yes, I am bleeding out of my butthole- what should I do Manny?

Guessing from what I know of you... stop putting so many things up there?

or to quote you... "stop digging that hole" Health examinations are one thing, but don't do them yourself! See a trained professional. Plus, "routine exam" means every year or two, not every hour.

I have a buddy who is going thru medical school-- one night he had to go and learn how to do a male physical- when I met up with him he was already drunk- the story goes that he walked into a room with a group and one guy was standing there in a gown. He walked each one of them thru a male physical and prostate exam- one by one by one they went in-- when it was my buddies turn the guy turned to him and told him he didn't have to use too much lube cause he already had so much up there- he will never forget this guys name...... it was..... Manny.

where's the funny part? And I went and gave you kudos for not mentioning male genetalia for once- that'll show me!

Where's the funny part??? I think it's funny that the guy who has manny manny manny students stick fingers up his butt and emjoys it is named Manny. That's funny to me. Now if when he learned the female physical and the girls name was Jamelle that would be funny- but it wasn't- her name was Minny. Hey- that's sort of funny too

"funny"...

Wouldn't calling me "Mini" be funnier than Minny? You make it sound like I'm from Minnesota when we all know YOU are alot closer to Minny than I am...

You got some spunk, small fry, but you fail to keep my interest anymore.

You think you're a big dog, but you're just a little kitty pretending to be a dog in your pack of little puppies over there at JTJ.

You sit at a computer and troll. What do you think you will find? Most people don't waste the effort and I have mental issues. Are you going to beat me? You're the only one playing that game, so what is there to win?

You are a waste of energy. Yours and mine. Loser.

you think it's funny to fish with dynamite, white man? you probably hunt buffallo with machine guns too, round eye! There is nothing but a single tear running down my cheek for you and your wasteful ways.

way to follow the bouncing analogy... I'm gonna go give myself a frontal lobotomy and come back and then we can all talk on the same level... And I'm part Blackfoot. So put that in your peace pipe and toko it.

One must look within one's self when calling other's "loser," white man. I suggest that you try a seven-day sweat, while fasting and breathing in precious herbs. The visions will make your path clearer. After purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minetonka, it will be revealed to you how Jamel is a true warrior.

OK, moron. Glad to see you know who you're giving advice to... it don't take a couple celastrus seeds and chewing on calamus root and "seven days" (about 2-3 hours would kill you if you were not VERY conditioned) of sweating to know you're a fool.

Perhaps you should attempt 8 days then.

and if I were to die, you would delve great pleasure?

Death is much a part of life, Part Blackfoot. Although I would mourn your departure, Wakan Tanka would find joy in your return to the collective spiritual existence.

Death IS a part of life... thanks for the plug! I look forward to the return, believe me... but I have greater mission at this time, so sorry. Why would you mourn me? You don't even know me! I am but a leaf on a tree falling to the ground except that you have accepted me as being named. Would you mourn the loss of your ego games or me?

What animal do you think Manny was before this life? What animal will Manny be after this life?

I'm wondering what you did on the last plane to become such a troll on this one.

1. Gorilla 2. Lemming

1. Potbellied Pig 2. Choad

Why don't you take a guess? A psychic said I was a great indian chief who ruled most of southwestern Ontario, Canada. Here we hunted beaver-- our tribe LOVED the beaver. I had many many hot indian wives and many many children. I died after I smoked too much of the magic leaf our people grew. I have a birthmark on my right lung representing the cancer that once grew there. For my next life??? Who knows? Perhaps the modern day Hitler?

What??? Something to say AF

Toko here. It has been many new moons since my squaw has gone through her monthly cleansing ritual, and I must say that her ability to skin and dress an antelope has seen much improvement. She used to waste some parts of the kill, which goes against my families longstanding tradition of using the WHOLE animal, but now her hands are deft and her attentioned focused like a mongoose preying on rattlesnake.

I heard most female athletes use Cherokee hair tampons Toko. Does your wife know about these are perhaps even better make them? I'm into natural products

T...T...Time to leave?

T..T...Time to go back to JTJ. The thread here is Yawnsville...

You used this one before Ju- but it still makes me laugh you racist bastard!- now put on a white sheet and pretend you are a ghost and scare Tyrone and I out of here!

THe fine braided hair of the Cherokee woman is indeed very absorbant, like a dry desert soaking up the rain. My wife is not Cherokee however, she is from Eastern Europe. I have gone to great lengths to put my casino money to good use, and my mail order bride is a great source of pride, like when mountain lion kills a goat.

you reference the cherokee hair episode and I'm the racist...psshhhh

Just make sure you don't kill the mountain lion or all hell with break lose with the critters in the woods- especially around christmas time

Ah Jamel, you bring a great smile to my much wrinkled face. I will forever cherish your sense of humor, as the ice of winter cherishes it's spring thaw.

I wear a red poof-ball hat!

Freakiest christmas episode..."Blood Orgy...yay!"

Do you want a piece of me? Because I'm pretty sick of your Goddamn mouth!

What do you wanna do, huh? What do you wanna do?

This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Huh? Isn't this America?! I'm sorry! I thought this was America

I hate kyle I...wicked annoying...

Ju- do you hate Kyle cause he is a Jew?

No Kyle one...the one from CT is annoying as hell...Kyle II, one of the main characters is fine...since they're both jewish, i don't think that's the reason... Although, i do know a plethorea of jew jokes, most coutesy of my jewish friends...

Homer singing Kyle's mom is a bitch http://youtu...=YAGSFBg7Fds

What do you think of the NFC North prediction results from my vision quest, Jamel? I don't believe in that astrology garbage, just like I am against landfills, unless they are buriel mounds...

Wakan-Tanka NFC North Predictions

Toko-- perhaps you can be a good guide and lead me to where your predictions are- Hail Chief Toko- master of a woman with big boobies

Sorry Ju- I don't get you today

You're touring the menstration cycle...i assume its a trip...business or pleasure...(that sounds like a dumb question when i say it that way...)

you don't get him because he's intelligent and funny. Your "tour" - was it what he asked?

Now that should be the comment of the day!

- )

too bad your post was 3 seconds before mine! aw shucks!

you really can't win them all...can you...

Touring the menstruation cycle- I was thinking more of like the "Tour de Vagina" than a family trip around the world. Yes, Jam-Jam dumb- S.M.A.T-

"I mean...S-M-A-R-T..."

crap sorry JuT i minused you by accident..i would NEVER minus an awesome Homer reference on purpose!

Homer's reference is... "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T" - as he catches the house on fire - they are referencing something else I think... and YOU, Pean... are a lurker!

then he says "I mean S-M-A-R-T"...and yes i am a lurker..i just happened to catch his comment on scout..i have no idea whats going on in this thread whatsoever

See pean got it...it was just the tail end of the quote...

Pean- no need to really understand what is going on here. But it's a mix of talking about menstruating, south park, zodiac signs, and Manny destroying Ju's dreams of ever having sex with Stacy Keibler

a man can dream can't he...even if it is wet...

Ju I believe in you- if you set your mind to it and place goals you can make anything become a reality. You need to make a goal statement and vision board. You need to read out loud positive affirmations all day long "I will sleep with Stacy, I will sleep with Stacy... over and over again". You must eat, drink, sleep this goal. Sleep with Stacy. Sleep with Stacy. and one day my friend..... you will sleep with Stacy.

great creativity, such eloquence... such skill - how have you not won a pulitzer already, Jamel?

don't you have something to do? I would say "something better" but I think it's implied...

To be fair here, DON'T YOU?

to be fair... no, I don't! My honeydew list is clear... I have nothing better to do than read Jamel's daily rant(s) about me...

Tragic.

Funny you use the word "tragic". This will all be over soon enough...

Drinking the Kool-Aid finally?

Stacy is one of about 5 girls who meet an exception on my list...(would you bang a girl taller than you...)

I'm sure you're on her list too, JuT

Why do you always have to be a bastard killing people's dreams Manny?

Ju, I menstruate with Stacy. We are BFFs. We even have sleep overs, pillow fights and shower together. I will put in a good word for you. PS- we have the same zodiac sign O MY!

alright, that's a ridic picture...

No THIS IS a ridiculous picture-

i wish i was the rope...

Yank on your what now? So which way would you like to be pulled- to the left red Stacy or the right black Stacy?

Does it really matter?

i suppose the left then the right...or both at the same time...

Ju it looks like you are in luck- for $29.95 you can now do whatever you want to Stacy. Enjoy my friend. I have sent one to you by mail!

Dear god, for Christmas I want.....

I hope you get her, Jamel if for just one moment. Of course, she will be menstruating because of this article...

Ah my hometown hero.