JAM-JAM'S NFL THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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by Jamel
So here we go-- my thoughts on the past weekends games--
I will start of course with the Bears
Seahawks- 30, Bears 23
Bears suck- end of story- Rex played well, Benson is fighting for his job-- next year the Bears will still be "facked" as they still don't have a QB or any offense- the only thing positive they have going for them is this:
What's yo' name?
G-Reg
Whatcha do?
Get h---
Drop my drawers and let her see my (blank) (blank)
Chillin' on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickies know
G-Reg is in tha' house and I'm fittin' to make these hos choke
Pull out my b----, pull out my d--- . . .
Urlacher- needs to stop freakin playin- he's useless this year- go see someone for your back- do some vodoo stuff, get some needles or somethin shuved up your butt and get 'er done-
Lastly- play Orton- why not???....
Thoughts on Seattle? Who cares-- useless game- end of story- let's move on
WASHINGTON 23/DALLAS 28
What can I say about this game besides it looked like a bunch of homosexuals playin-- horrible- but still Dallas is on a roll..... and they have hot hot hot hot cheerleaders-- (I'm sure most of you were all looking at Romo but I'm lookin right here... yeah it's the wrong team but I found this pic and damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long story short I thougth Dallas would have to prove themselves against Detroit but now Detroit sucks too- so much for a good game this Thanksgiving- I'm gonna fall of the bandwagon and get stoned and drunk at the strip club instead.....
GB 31/CAR 17
I love cheese- Favre is a stud- he won't retire this year- of course the game of the year will be Greeen Bay against Dallas- my prediction is Green Bay wins and plays in the super bowl-- unfortunately the cheese won't win--- Favre will come back again and try to lead them to a super bowl win-- unfortunately it will never come and Favre will just retire once Green Bay goes to the shitter... sad so sad...
NYJ 19/PITS 16
I was right about to jump on the Pittsburg Roelithsberger bandwagon until this weeked. With this lost it just proves that they ain't as great as we hoped they were and we won't be crowning their asses. Pittsburg proves that they are a year off and won't be contenders laster on this season. If you think otherwise you are a douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NE 56/BILLS 10
I hate NE- I hate Brady- the OL is so freakin good like a said I took a shit, smoked a joint, chugged a beer, came back and Brady still was in the pocket looking for a receiver to throw to. NE is good. Green Bay vs NE will be the game. Go Favre.
Lastly- not sure why people thought the Bills could take them- maybe they got into Toko's pills.....
INDI 13/KC 10
Colts are still good- proves that Peyton can win a game on his own- something I don't believe Brady could do-- (Favre and Peyton are better QBs than Brady in my opion)- hopefully the colts can get healthy and somehow beat NE
Look- if you took Favre or Peyton and they played QB for NE they would freakin dominate more so than Brady- but what if we took out Brady and made him play for Indi or Green Bay???? Brady would be crying like the douchebag he is sulking like a god damn Jets fan on how nobody loves him.... the OL and receivers make Brady look good... here's something to yell at me for-- REX GROSSMAN could look good playin for NE- yeah I said it!!!! boi yeah!!!! Brady is over-rated- hate him!!! HATE HIM!!!!!!
Other games.... who cares??!!!! It doesn't matter-
The end
I'm really busy today- sorry next week I'll improve
