Issue Number 4: The World Series And You
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That Isiah Thomas sure is well-spoken around women.
The 2007 MLB Playoffs are set and with that comes the eventual World Series. No one knows what the matchup will look like but everyone has their predictions. Obviously those living in the playoff-bound cities are rooting for their hometown team to still be playing baseball in late October. Most importantly, FOX is waiting to see what the World Series matchup will be in regards to their television ratings. The following will explore the possible World Series matchups and what they mean to FOX.
- Boston versus Chicago: *fap fap fap fap*....we need more Vaseline, Joe Buck.
- Chicago versus New York: Shelley Duncan does not fear Wrigley's outfield wall. Or does he?
- Arizona versus Cleveland: The cruiserweight dream match between Livan Hernandez and C.C. Sabathia. Oh it's on.
- Philadelphia versus Boston: Sure they slayed The Curse of Ruth, but are they ready for The Wrath of Jamie Moyer?
- Cleveland versus Colorado: These guys have baseball teams?
- Los Angeles versus Philadelphia: Don't make us choose between The Rally Monkey and Danny DeVito.
- New York versus Philadelphia: Are there enough batteries in Tim McCarver for these late-night games?
- Colorado versus Boston: Holliday's Phantom Slide versus Gagne's Phantom Clutch Ability.
- Chicago versus Los Angeles: Whoever has glitter in their trophy celebration, that's where A-Rod goes in 2008.
- Cleveland versus Philadelphia: Finally, Drew Carey meets his estranged father, Charlie Manuel.
Obviously there are many other World Series matchups that can happen, but we should not stray away from most important aspect of the 2007 MLB Playoffs.
That is, they've been brought to you by the Seattle Mariners.
Joey Porter : Keep at it with those guarantees, baby.
West Virginia & Rutgers : Seriously guys, what the hell?
San Diego Chargers : The Football Gods are punishing you for having that cheater Merriman. Serves you right.
The Ironman Jeff Garcia
