Is it in yet?
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by user Hogpage
So I says to him, if that's your dick, the sex must be awwwwful.
As Barry Bonds inches closer and closer to breaking the coveted Hank Aaron home run record, his ex-girlfriend of nine years, Kimberly Bell, has decided to relay their sex life in a book.
It's about time, I think the world is curious what sex is like when a guy has balls like marbles and a dick the size of a toothpick. It can't be fun for her.
Like maybe something related to studies that show performance-enhancing drugs don't enhance every performance? Besides her hot physique, Bell is offering love notes from Bonds, phone messages and testimony she gave to the FBI in the BALCO steroids trafficking case.
Poor Barry. So large in stature, yet, his voice sounds like a 12-year old girl and his package is small enough to make a 4'11 Chinese guy cocky. No pun intended.
http://hawgsports.blogspot.com
