Is Reggie Full of Bush?
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by user LastRow
Sitting there watching my Irish get their ass handed to them by Michigan allowed me to start pondering my Sports Scuttlebutt…Thanks guys for allowing me to do that! You guys are the best! It finally dawned on me that I haven’t given any love to Reggie Bush. I don’t know how Mr. 619 could slip my mind, since his ugly mug has been plastered all over sports shows & websites…It’s about damn time that he graces the pages of LastRowSports.com. After all he did win a Heisman Trophy…Or did he?
Over the last couple of days, everybody has learned one more thing about Reggie…He’s one hell of an actor. Although, we should’ve known this. The University of Southern California’s Acting School is supposed to be top notch, one of the best in the country…Critically acclaimed, if you will. It’s good to see he paid attention to his major, or is it minor? Football was his major. With the growing amount of evidence towards and/or against Bush’s actions of whether or not he did anything wrong, these acting skills will begin to appear more and more. Come on Reggie - by you not saying anything, and doing your best Mark McGwire or Sammy Sosa impression…Well, let’s just say we’ve been down this road before. You’re going to look like an idiot when “everything comes out.” Can't wait for that…Like everything already hasn’t come out? What - is there more?
Now, I’m no Fire Marshall, but I do know from listening to my pal Smokey the Bear that where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Being from California, Reggie, I thought you would’ve known this. This, my friend...well let’s just say it has more smoke to it than a California wildfire. We all know how quickly they can spread, too…Up in flames, just like your Heisman Trophy should be. Your rap sheet is almost as long as Saddam Hussein's.
I understand nothing has been proven yet, but nobody who’s innocent has as long a rap sheep as yours. O.J. Simpson doesn’t, and he killed two people. Yes, I know, but he did keep his Heisman…Although I’m pretty sure he had to pawn it off to pay Johnnie Cochran. R.I.P. Johnnie! See, now, if you would’ve killed people in the Greater Los Angeles area, most likely you could get away with it and have your homeboys pick up all the attorney fees, since that’s how you roll. Ain’t that right, Reggie?
In case nobody has noticed, I’m saying Reggie Bush is guilty of all charges. What’s that saying - “Once a cheater always a cheater.” Well let’s go back to October 16, 2005. Reggie & the Trojans were in South Bend on the verge of losing to the University of Notre Dame, that is until Reggie pushed his homeboy Matt Leinart in the endzone for the winning score. So right then and there you showed the nation that you aren’t afraid to break the rules. So now you tell us that you haven’t done anything wrong…Did Matt Leinart teach you those tap dancing skills or did one of your homeboy agents?
This coming from the same individual that said he wanted to be in camp on time…Not wanting to miss anything. The same individual who threatened to re-enter the 2007 Draft if his contract demands weren’t met. Here’s some more smoke…Isn’t that right Mr. 619? Now, I’ll give you that you’ve been a model citizen ever since coming to the Big Easy, but let’s be real here…It’s all for show. Some people might believe your sincerity and generosity, but I for one don’t! You have pulled the wool over Joe Horn’s eyes, and now he has helped you fight this battle. Um, excuse me Joe…You’re right, everybody does take things in college, receive all kinds of benefits illegally, and break the rules in the process. The difference with your boy Reggie is, first of all, he over-exceeded his spending limit, and to compound matters, won a Heisman…Or should I say stole Vince Young’s trophy from him. Uh Joe, it’s funny how you seem to know so much of Division I College Football, when, come to think of it, you didn’t even play it. So, do us all of a favor and smack your gums together while talking on your cell phone, because since you never played college football your opinion doesn’t matter here!
Funny, and to think we all thought you turned pro Reggie because you were ready…What is it with dudes named Bush down in New Orleans always screwing up? Although, it’s good to see you’re holding up the Bush name proud! It’s just a damn shame you won’t be able to get Judge Lance Ito to preside over your case…You’re dealing with the NCAA now big boy. They’re not afraid to shove a microscope up people’s asses to give them deep cavity searches. For all of you who will be getting one, they’re complimentsof Reggie! In response to all those notions that suggest Vince Young should get the Heisman Trophy when Reggie is found to be guilty…I ask, how many people like Sloppy Seconds here? That’s what it would be like.
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Date
Sun 09/17/06, 2:09 pm EST
