Is Kobe Bryant Schizophrenic or Something?
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by user LastRow
Is Kobe Bryant Schizophrenic or Something?
The question does bear asking! In the never ending soap opera of Kobe Bryant, LastRowSports.com has stumbled upon something very interesting to say the least. When the soap opera reaired on Sunday it did so on his Web site…(I didn’t know soap operas were webecasting)? Bryant reposted an earlier trade demand that read in part, The more I thought about the future, the more I became convinced that the Lakers and me just have two different visions for the future. ... The ONE THING I will never sacrifice when it comes to basketball is WINNING. On Monday, Bryant replaced that statement with messages from fans supporting his trade demand. Meanwhile Buss sent out a long letter to Lakers fans this weekend that reaffirmed the franchise's commitment to winning but never mentioned Bryant's name.
With this storyline changing more than I change my Fruit of the Looms, got me to thinking…What the hell is going on in KB’s head? "Trade me…I demand a trade" to "I love this place, I don’t want out." Um Kobe, are you suffering from the Billy Donovan disease? Well, he might not be suffering BD, but it’s clear that he has something of sorts! Thanks to the swell folks at IswearImustbeschizophrenicorsomething.com we uncovered certainly something that will leave readers shaking their heads asking what’s in Bryant’s head. In a "Diagnostic Melon Test" Kobe gave the following response to a question…
"I swear I must be schizophrenic or something. I think I’ve finally decided on the right thing now. I’ve been taking a serious look at the situation, and I have to say, it doesn’t look pretty nice. It looks like I could actually be productive in it. I don’t want to be here anymore… I also don’t want to have to worry about management anymore, been there, done that, it’s not a picnic. Playing the game of basketball needs to be "fun" again for me…It’s what I do, it’s who I am, but this situation here looks like it could be very fun. I have a natural feel for what I’m seeking, if not out here, then somewhere. The feeling that you can’t describe, but you know when you get it. It also looks equally suitable for the Lakers and I to part in different directions. Ruby is also extremely cross platform, even to include the Java and NET platforms. According to my preliminary research, it is relatively slow, compared to most other programming languages, but both parties involved we are addressing that problem by moving from being purely interpreted to compiling to byte code and running on a virtual machine. This should bring my performance at least into the same neighborhood as Jordan’s, which will be more than acceptable. Well, hopefully they’ll meet my needs here or someplace else".
Say What? One word pretty much sums up my thinking for all that…HUH. Well, there you have it, this explains quite a bit about Kobe and his latest events. What I get out of this whole jumbo wombo is that he might be asking for a cup of coffee? By "platforms", does he mean the Santa Monica Pier? Just one question…Who’s this ruby? Does Vanessa know about Ruby? If she didn’t before I think he just cooked his own goose once again!
And to see his latest Schizophrenic episode…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kt9DBMMwCM
For the "full/uncut version" in its entirety click here. It can be yours if you’re the highest bidder.
