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Inconceivabler!!...Rangers Lose Third Straight to Devil Rays

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by user ASwaff

Quick - what’s even more inconceivable than losing two in a row to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays?

Answer: losing three in a row to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays! It’s so far out of the realm of reasonability that I had to make up a word to describe it. Someday it will be in Wikipedia, you’ll see...

"Inconceivabler - So far out of the realm of likelihood that it exceeds the inconceivable (ie - losing three straight games to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays)."

But what’s truly horrifying is that tonight's 7-3 loss means the Texas Rangers are very suddenly facing a Bostonian chance of being swept in a four game series against the mighty D-Rays of Tampa. Forget the division title - they’re just playing for pride now. Now they just need to be focused on saving face and getting back to Arlington with a measure of self-respect.

You have to say this for the Rangers, though - at least they’re consistent. Three games, and in every one, they have scored three runs. Doesn’t matter how many hits or walks they have, or as was the case tonight, how many errors their opponents have (it was three), they score three runs.

Tonight they all came in the sixth inning when the Rangers were already in a 3-0 hole. Two of the runs came on a Mark Teixeira home run, his 21st of the season.

Perhaps related to this new losing bug is the strikeout bug the Rangers seem to have caught. For the second night in a row, the D-Rays put up double-digit Ks against the Rangers. Last night it was 13, and tonight it was 12. Tonight’s offensive dud award goes to the 8th spot in the lineup. It was a combined effort tonight. Nelson Cruz went 0-3 with two strikeouts, and then Gary Matthews struck out in the ninth inning as a pinch-hitter for Cruz. So, they combined to go 0-4 with three strikeouts.

Swinging the hot stick for Tampa tonight was Jorge Cantu. You thought I was going to say Greg Norton, didn’t you? Cantu went 3-4 with two doubles and a homerun, amounting to one run scored and three RBI. Two of his three hits came off Kevin Millwood, who got battered again for six earned runs over 6.1 innings.

A new, clean-shaven Millwood was pitching okay through five innings, but totally fell apart after the Rangers scored their three runs to tie the game. He allowed the go-ahead run in the bottom of the sixth, and two more insurance runs in the seventh inning before getting yanked.

I hate to say it, but don’t hold your breath for tomorrow’s game, Rangers fans. Robinson Tejeda takes the mound in the final matchup before the Rangers head home to face the Oakland Athletics in a series that looks a lot less pivotal than it did a week ago. Tejeda will face Tim Corcoran at 6:15 CST.

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Wed 08/23/06, 10:47 pm EST


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1223 days ago
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I don't know. Maybe it's actually the Rangers that sucked this whole time... and there I was screaming "Yankees suck" like an idiot!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1223 days ago
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"Someday it will be in Wikipedia" I think the dictionary might be a more reliable source :)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1223 days ago
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no way, man... if it ain't in wikipedia, it's not true!
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ASwaffAll-American
1223 days ago
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Exactly why it needs to be in Wikipedia. If it's Wikipedia, I can make it true. Inconceivabler will never be in the dictionary, because it's not a word. But Wikipedia can make it a word that gets totally overused in on-line discussions. Like red herring and straw man.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1223 days ago
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Nothing is more inconceivabler than Willy Mo Pena's O!F.
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XinophDraft Pick
1222 days ago
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He has real potential, but I agree that he's being a little over-hyped at this point. Kapler's O!F is a little more inconceivable, though. Why do so many Boston fans get attached to backups? Reminds me of the Cult of Lou Merloni a few years back. Personally, I only spend my fan energy on good players. Crazy, I know........
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XinophDraft Pick
1222 days ago
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Hey, it's not as pathetic and inconceivable as Boston losing three straight to Knasas City a little while ago.......ugh. :-)
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