In Which Jamel Gets His Ass Kicked

Come on- I know you all wish you were that dude kicking my ass :) I'm just a little bored- wanting to make you guys laugh

I lol'd

Those were my lighter years

weight or skin color? Or those were they the days you constantly were using a lighter?

good one- a dancin banana to you!

You like to make bananas bounce... interesting.

I've just never seen a picture of you, so I wasn't sure... Ukraine/Wisconsin, what's the difference, nyet? (No offense, Corey...)

Consider my acknoledging the possibility of your existence as a compliment and noble "Well done, fine sir!"

Wisconsin??? I'm from Chicago.

It ain't where you're from, it's where you at; where you at? You are to Chicago what Alicia "My last name is notKey but it'll make you think I'm a great piano player when I'm not" Keys is to piano keys - a person trying to look good pretending... like you're the Piano Man when the song is using sampled loops and a guitar is playing.

What?

Exactly.

Why does Alicia Keys have to do with some white guy kicking my ass?

None taken. I usually liken Wisconsin to Hell, only ... you know ... colder.

You're lucky I'm not one to judge, Alex.

It's Pride. If they were still in business, they'd give Brock Lesnar and Johnnie Morton a contract

Celebrity Death Match?

Yeah, and we could air it on our channel. http://www.a...eup_Would_Be