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In Which Hester Will Now NEVER Touch Another Football Again

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by Jamel

Another game, another amazing performance out of Devin Hester, and a crazy win for Chicago-

So now Devin Hester will never ever touch another football again this year-- and it makes him more valuable than ever-

While watching the Broncos-Bears game the "Hesterizer" amazed fans everywhere-- Chicago fans cheered, Denver fans were left screaming at why the hell they kicked to him- not once, but twice....

But now nobody in their right minds will kick the ball to him- which will leave the Bears offense starting at the 40 or 50 yard line each and every time they get the ball back-- how valuable does this make Hester-- a man who will put the Bears in better field position than 99.9% of all returners WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BALL!!!!

So I ask you Armchair-ers who love stats and looking at the past-

Name me a player who has such a huge impact on the game who WON"T EVEN TOUCH THE BALL????????--- just standing on the field makes him worth his money and more valuable than all the players on the Bears roster combined

Un-freakin-believable

PS- Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving- and Merry Christmas to be

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JamelAll-American
737 days ago
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Wow- slow down guys- let some other people comment on this first-
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SSreportersLegend
737 days ago
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I commented.
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SSreportersLegend
737 days ago
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I commented again.
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SSreportersLegend
737 days ago
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and again.
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SSreportersLegend
737 days ago
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one more time.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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I like looking at the past - it's where people look when they don't want to sounbd like Instant History fools. Reggie White dominated the game without touching the ball. Same for lots of guys - Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor, Anthony Munoz, Ronnie Lott, Mike Singletary, Deacon Jones, Ray Lewis... How much time you got?
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JamelAll-American
737 days ago
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yeah but I seriously don't think Hester will ever touch a football again the entire rest of this season-- that's huge-
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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They should play him at QB.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
737 days ago
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You forgot about Kyle Orton. His beard's presence on the sideline is a force to reckon with!
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JamelAll-American
737 days ago
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I heard they "stroke" Kyle's beard before they go out on the field- and that each Bears players has a lock of his bear that they stash in their pants- gross huh- anyway Hester was the first person that touched Kyle's head and well... everything escaladed from here-- isn't this like a Curb your enthusiasm episode?
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CheezerAll-Star
737 days ago
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Yeah. In 131 returns, he has 14 fumbles. Let's put him at QB where he can touch the ball 60 times a game...
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JamelAll-American
737 days ago
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huh?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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Please do, I can't get enough of seeing Chicago sports fans in misery.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
737 days ago
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Gee thanks.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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The Arizona Cardinals - the single most potent source of sports misery at it's worst (keep in mind, THIS is coming from a Tampa Bay Rays fan) - started in Chicago, go figure!
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CheezerAll-Star
737 days ago
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should have been attached to Manny's comment above.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
737 days ago
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I bet Dennis Green is still pissed off.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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For agreeing to a deal with the Bidwells to begin with?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
737 days ago
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They are who he thought they were!
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