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If pro athletes were my friends on Facebook

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by user Kevinsecaur

Tank Johnson edited his Work Info.


Mike Vick left the group Dog Fighting Rulez!!


Roger Federer added “grass courts” to his Interests.


The Cincinnati Bengals added “Shawshank Redemption,” “Escape from Alcatraz,” and “The Longest Yard” to their favorite Movies and “Prison Break” to their Favorite TV Shows.


Dennis Green added, “If you wanna crown ‘em, go ahead and crown their ass. THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!” to his Favorite Quotes.


Tony Parker wrote on Tom Brady’s wall:

“Dude, I just won a championship, I was the Finals MVP, AND I’m bagging a hot actress. I’m the new you!”


Barry Bonds received the Syringe Gift from 100,000 users.


Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett joined the group I Wanna Be Traded to a Contender.


Pacman Jones removed, “Makin it rain” from his Interests.


Paul Lo Duca is, “Gonna be taking some anger management courses. Not my idea, I swear, but my bosses think it’s the right decision…”


Greg Oden and Kevin Durant edited their Location and added “The Pacific Northwest” to their Networks.


Juan Pablo Montoya was tagged in a photo.

           Tagged in: Newest NASCAR Winner


Yao Ming changed his Relationship Status to “Engaged.”


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DNLLegend
888 days ago
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A+
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ChristofMVP
888 days ago
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I second that A+. WHen you make me laugh, you have earned my respect!
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KelsdadAll-Star
888 days ago
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Tiger Woods edited his "free time" endeavors from "practicing my job skills" to "changing dirty diapers." Good stuff, Kevin. Humor much appreciated.
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RomiezzoLegend
888 days ago
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FUNNY
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
888 days ago
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Rumor has it Paul Pierce will be joing the "I want to be traded to a contender" group soon.
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RomiezzoLegend
888 days ago
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Roger Clemens joins the group: I WANNA PITCH!!
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RomiezzoLegend
888 days ago
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Profile Update:

Milton Bradley is...

INJURED FOR THE 94375034958730TH TIME BECAUSE OF A STUPID HANGNAIL!!
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JuTMSY4Legend
888 days ago
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Funny, Carl Pavano, Kerry Wood & Mark Prior did the same thing...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
888 days ago
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Greg Oden edited his birthdate; he is now listed as being 47 years old.
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TylersaltAll-Star
887 days ago
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Hey guys, this post was featured over on With Leather! Nice going, Kevin!
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
887 days ago
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Good stuff. Poking fun at athletes and the mysterious phenomenon known as Facebook (isn't this just a poor man's MySpace?).
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
887 days ago
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MySpace is so 2006, J.
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
887 days ago
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Great stuff!
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