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If You Also Have a Man-Crush on Devin Hester, Raise Your Hand

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by user BU ICEMAN

For anybody that watched last night's MNF game between the St. Louis Rams and Chicago Bears, it was hard to miss CB/KR Devin Hester. As far as the St. Louis Rams coverage team, it was another story completely. Hester ran virtually untouched on two kick returns of 94 yards and 96 yards, the second coming with the "Hands" team providing the blocking! The first KR tied the NFL record for KR's in a season with five, the second set the new record with six. Since the Hall of Fame will be calling looking for a memento of the game, I suggest that Hester gives them his shoes, provided they're cooled off by now.

Hester's electrifying returns have now sparked talk of Rookie of the Year. However, since his plays have been made on special teams, it's hard to substantiate this due to the fact that the selections are made only for offense and defense, only. Certainly, an argument can be made that he has made the most impact plays as a rookie, with the least touches.

But, I digress...Chicago Bears Head Coach Lovie Smith, unabashedly showed his man-crush all night. He was shedding tears of joy on Hester's returns and gushed during his post-game news conference, at the same time striking fear in defensive coordinators all over the league by announcing that he will be looking to get Hester touches on the offensive side of the ball. Joe Theismann, Tony Kornheiser, and Mike Tirico could not stop talking about Hester all night. Theismann and Kornheiser, in a rare show of solidarity, both started hyping Hester for Rookie of the Year. Booth guest Jim Belushi, in a blatant show of his man-crush, even vowed to name his next son Devin! In the ESPN post-game show, Chris "Boomer" Berman, never one to shy away from man-crushing, continued the Devin Hester love-fest, also getting Michael Irvin to profess his man-crush, as well. "Neon" Deion "Prime Time" Sanders has long been on record with a man-crush on Devin Hester, serving as Devin Hester's mentor while Hester was still at "The U," The University of Miami. Chicago Bears General Manager Jerry Angelo was questioned when he took Devin Hester in the Second Round of last year's NFL Draft, even though the Chicago Bears' Kick/Punt return was awful in 2005; another sign of a man-crush, drafting Hester that high.

I too am now professing my man-crush on Devin Hester, in the way a heterosexual man can profess a man-crush on another heterosexual man. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...) Every time Hester touches the ball, I hold my breath, waiting to see what lightning-quick cut and juke he'll make, waiting to see him turn on the afterburners and leave a swath of defenders in his wake. There aren't many players in the NFL that provide that suspense, and then deliver on that suspense. There's no doubt that Hester will be a Pro Bowler this year, you cannot ignore his return statistics and record setting performance this year. If the Chicago Bears make the Super Bowl this year, could we see the Devin Hester MVP, a la Desmond Howard in Super Bowl XXXI? Sure, I'm getting ahead of myself, but hey, isn't that what you do when you have a crush on someone?


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JoebookRed-Shirting
1092 days ago
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OK...ICEMAN... back away from the Kool-Aid...

A well-written article, but a few points:

1. Jim Belushi is an idiot... isn't he 50+ years old? Why does he want to have more kids?
2. Reggie Bush is ROY, followed by Maurice Drew, Marques Colston, Vince Young, Matt Leinart, then Hester enters the picture.
3. If Hester follows the same career path as Desmond Howard, he's in trouble.

4. I don't think anyone is scared of Hester on offense, as long as Grossman is the QB. I wouldn't be scared of Jerry Rice in that offense right now.
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1092 days ago
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Also, don't forget Joseph Addai, DeAngelo Williams, Laurence Maroney, etc.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1092 days ago
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I'm not saying that he should be ROY, that was Theismann and Kornheiser, but he has certainly justified his draft position and is certainly one of the top rookies. You can't deny his impact potential on a game. Hester doesn't have to run 80 yards and catch a bomb on offense to be effective. He's the guy who the WR screen is made for, and can serve as a great decoy on end arounds, etc. Heck, put him in the backfield and give him a carry or two towards the outside.
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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Bush as ROY? Ew, that's all I can say.

Yes he's come on in the last two games, but he is not even the best rookie back this season, let alone best Rookie. Bush Rushing: 405 yds, 3.2 avg. His yardage including receiving is 1092. 6 TD's total Addai Rush: 867 yds, 4.8 avg. Plus receiving 1126. 8 TD's Drew Rush : 666 yds, 6.1 avg. Plus receiving 998. 12 TD's Maroney Rush: 624 yds, 4.0 avg. Plus receiving 812. 5 TD's. 774 return yds.

Bush is 45th in the league in rushing yards, ranking behind the likes of Cedric Benson. I'd say Bush is third best running back in the class, at the moment; by no means am I saying that I think the other two guys will end up being better than him. I'm just saying at this point in the season, Bush is the third best rookie back.
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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sorry, these lined up when I was typing, but i forgot to put in the breaks.

Bush Rushing: 405 yds, 3.2 avg. His yardage including receiving is 1092. 6 TD's ttl
Addai Rush: 867 yds, 4.8 avg. Plus receiving 1126. 8 TD's
Drew Rush : 666 yds, 6.1 avg. Plus receiving 998. 12 TD's

Maroney Rush: 624 yds, 4.0 avg. Plus receiving 812. 5 TD's. 774 return yds.
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1092 days ago
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Jeeves --- you are forgetting that Bush has 80 catches and, along with Drew Brees, is the reason the Saints are in the hunt for a bye. He could set the rookie receptions record before he's done, and he's a RB.
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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I guess I did overlook the sheer number of catches, good call Joebook. NOW ew...Stat-wise Addai looks better but impact-wise, not so much, although he did cover up nicely for Edge. Ok, so my rookie RB rankings...1. Addai, 2A. Bush, 2B. Mo Drew (cuz he's had fewer touches)
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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yah, the NOW ew, was in reference to now being able to make up my mind.
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BU ICEMANJV Squad
1092 days ago
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As far as your Belushi comment, perhaps you should ask Tony Randall, you'd definitely get a better answer.
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BU ICEMANJV Squad
1092 days ago
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stinkin' logouts...that was me above
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Josh Q. PublicVarsity
1092 days ago
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great piece. mighty vince young is the ROY. without question.
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BU ICEMANJV Squad
1092 days ago
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I'd have to agree he's got the edge, as long as he keeps playing the way he's been playing lately. Bush and Colston have been great, too, but I think Brees has had a lot to do with that. Drew's still #2 on the depth chart. Young's really had to do it on his own.
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Josh Q. PublicVarsity
1092 days ago
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well said, i couldnt agree more
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JoebookRed-Shirting
1092 days ago
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Is Josh Q. Public BU ICEMAN?
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Josh Q. PublicVarsity
1092 days ago
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altough we've never been seen in the same room together...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1092 days ago
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Enough with the term "Man-Crush" already. Just say "gay", unless you're too gay to admit how much of a man you are...
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Bball3345Draft Pick
1092 days ago
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Joseph Addai anyone? He's been one of the top 5 RBs this year in terms of value. Solid in the receiving game as well.
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The sharkDraft Pick
1092 days ago
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Addai gets nowhere near ROY - despite a solid rookie season. there are 5 ahead of him - and hester is one of them.
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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Move over Joe Crede, Devin Hester and Brian Urlacher now share the designation of my man crush
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Dukeboy999Varsity Captain
1092 days ago
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No one has raised their hand so far, and I won't be the first. Hester will follow Dante Halls career path. One or two great years as a returner, and then fade into oblivion. He will never be any kind of a threat on offense, just as Hall never was.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1092 days ago
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Of course Hester will "never be any kind of a threat on offense" - He's a Cornerback. Duke Boy comes through again...
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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Lovie did say he's going to try to get him in on some offensive plays
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The BeastAAA-er
1092 days ago
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This is the best rookie class ever.
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JeevesJV Squad
1092 days ago
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What about the '83 class...

Dan Marino, Eric Dickerson, John Elway, Tony Eason, Jim Kelly, Richard Dent, Roger Craig, Bruce Matthews, Darrell Green, Gary Anderson (ha!)

'96 was pretty good to with Keyshawn, Marvin Harrison, Ray Lewis, Jonathon Ogden, TO, Eddie George, Zach Thomas, Simeon Rice, Tedy Bruschi
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Dukeboy999Varsity Captain
1092 days ago
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Thank you. Lovie is looking to put him mostly on offense when not returning. This kid is a horrible corner, never did anything there at Miami or now in the pros. He should stick to returning and make his living there.
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1037 days ago
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in the hearts of everybody !!! devin hester MVP
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