If Joe Buck were a................ soccer announcer
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by user SSreporters
We know that many bloggers like me, and especially this blogger, hate the NFL and MLB on Fox announcer. So let's have a little fun and see what happens when he announces for another sport besides baseball and football. This week, we take a look at what would happen if he were a soccer announcer.
Disclaimer: This is obviously fake, this is just to poke fun at Mr. Buck himself, so don't write to me.
How Buck opens the game: "Hello everyone, I'm Joe Buck, Eric Wynalda will be here in just a second, but this is the time where I get to talk more. Manchester United have been on a roll lately, but have struggled recently, sort of like the New York Yankees, who'll play later today on Fox."
Buck reacting to a goal: "Great ball through for Rooney, Rooney, scores."
Buck reacting to a game-winning goal: See previous.
Buck reacting to a celebration: What a disgusting act by Wayne Rooney, he's pointing to his boot, right towards a young woman as if he were to say, 'message my feet'. What a misogynist Rooney is.
Wynalda responding: "I don't think he means that Buck."
Buck replying/interrupting: Look Eric, I know what he's doing, that's why I'm the play-by-play man.
Wynalda: But, I'm the analyst, I'm supposed to... never mind.
Buck closing the game out: Final score, Man United 2, Chelsea 1, and now this is the part where I only mention the first names of the people calling the game for no reason. For Eric, I'm Joe, good night.
Got any suggestions for what else Buck should announce? Send the ideas to tjxanda@gmail.com.
