If Joe Buck was a.............. basketball announcer
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by user SSreporters
We know that many bloggers like me, and especially this blogger, hate the NFL and MLB on Fox announcer. So let's have a little fun and see what happens when he announces for another sport besides baseball and football. This week, we take a look at what would happen if he were an NBA announcer.
Disclaimer: This is obviously fake, this is just to poke fun at Mr. Buck himself, so don't write to me.
The Matchup: Seattle Supersonics (41-19) @ Chicago Bulls (32-27).
Joe Buck's introduction: "Welcome to the NBA on FOX, I'm Joe Buck, Mike Fratello will be here in a moment, but it's me time. The Bulls are on a roll, after a 26-27 record, they've won 6 in a row, have Ben Gordon, Ben Wallace, and their new star, Ben Vereen. It rains a lot in Seattle."
Buck describing a half court shot: "Gordon, a shot and a miss, Durant with the rebound, tries from half court, and he makes it. The Sonics are up 25-21 after the 1st quarter."
Buck witnessing a ridiculous dunk: "Ridnour, loses the ball, here comes Tyrus Thomas, and Thomas with the slamma jamma."
Fratello ends up being rushed to the hospital after laughing so hard at Buck trying to sound excited and interested, that he fell of his chair.
Buck calling final seconds of the game: "Crowd on their feet here at Chicago, 5 seconds left, Wallace, no good, Thomas for the win, yes, yes, the Bulls win 96-95 over the Sonics."
Signoff for the game: "So you have to wonder, at 41-20, the number #2 seed in the Western Conference, will the Sonics even make the playoffs? For Mike, I'm Joe, good night."
Okay, you've imagined him as a soccer announcer, and a basketball announcer. Next week, we'll have a new sport for him, volleyball. Keep sending your sports ideas to tjxanda@gmail.com
