If Joe Buck was a.....................Boxing announcer
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by SSreporters
We know that many bloggers like me, hate the ever so unexcitable MLB and NFL on Fox announcer. So let's have a little fun and see what happens when he announces for another sport besides baseball and football. This week, we take a look at what would happen if he were a Boxing announcer.
Disclaimer: This is obviously fake, this is just to poke fun at Mr. Buck himself, so don't write to me.
The Matchup: Edison Miranda vs. Kelly Pavlik.
Intro: Welcome to the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. As Edison Miranda takes on Kelly Pavlik. Hello I'm Joe Buck, Larry Merchant will be here shortly, but this is the part where I get to be boring.
Fight Description: Miranda grew up in Colombia without either of his parents, he had to catch his own food........... (the background of both fighters goes on for about 50 minutes). We now turn to Larry Merchant for fight analysis.
Larry: Joe, Edison........Miranda...........is a tough...........Colombian. Now Colombians...........are known........for their coffee. And Miranda.............fights like if...........he.....is on......caffeine. Pavlik........is a fast...........puncher.........and has never.........lost before in his career........but maybe.......this is the......night.....for Pavlik..........to go down. Joe.
Joe: Gosh, you are way more boring than I ever will be.
Round 1: Miranda gets rocked by a left hook, and he is hurt. Pavlik, right hand, knocks Miranda to the canvas. And he is saved by the bell.
Larry: Joe........this has been........ a war, what's with the....... low key tone?
Joe: This isn't baseball.
Start of Round 2: Larry has given a 10-8 round to Pavlik. I have also given a 10-8 to Pavlik. Which reminds me, if they allowed an 11-9 score in boxing, it would be the same score as game 1 of the 2004 World Series.
Round 2 cont'd: Pavlik, a swing and a miss on the right hook.
Larry: Joe........could you be more..........excited....next round?
Joe: Sure.
Round 3: Pavlik with a wicked left hook. Another RIGHT HOOK, DOWN GOES MIRANDA!!! SLAMA LAMA, DING DONG!!!! MIRANDA IS KNOCKED OUT, PAVLIK REMAINS UNDEFEATED!!!!!
Larry thinking: What have I done?
Exit: For Larry, I'm Joe, we'll see you next week, when Vitali Klitschko faces Ray Austin for the WBC Heavyweight Title.
One more week of Joe Buck in another sport. Got any suggestions? If you do, send them to tjxanda@gmail.com.
