If I Interviewed.......Tim Donaghy
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by SSreporters
Originally from Stupid Sideline Reporters.
Due to writer's block, If Joe Buck was a..... or anything to do with Gus Johnson has been stopped. So now, we've got a fresh set of blood. I've got a new series starting involving what would happen if I interviewed certain sports people. Today, we'll start with Tim Donaghy.
Disclaimer: This is pure satire, so none of this stuff is obviously real, I'm just here to bring some humor to you. SSR is me, and TD is for Tim Donaghy.
Interview Place: Outside of his prison cell.
SSR: Mr. Donaghy, it's a pleasure to meet you.
TD: You bet.
(awkward pause)
SSR: I understand you have been betting on NBA games, and pleaded guilty to that allegation, why did you bet on games?
TD: I knew you'd ask me that question. Now Johnny owes me $50.
SSR: It sounds to me like you have a serious problem.
TD: Yeah, it's pretty bad. I bet....
( I interrupt)
SSR: Mr. Donaghy, please stop.
TD: You bet.
(After going into a room with a sound proof wall and screaming my head off, I come right back)
SSR: You're a big NFL fan, who is your favorite player?
TD: Chris Gamble.
(Temper Boiling)
SSR: If you could go back in time, and could only change one thing would you still bet on NBA games? And don't give me a "you bet" answer.
TD: There are many other things I'd like to change.....I don't know. Any choice I make would be a pretty big gamble.....
SSR: Tim, quit it.
TD: You bet.
(Frustrated, I called security to take him back to his prison cell, and the interview ends.)
So there you have it, the first fake interview with a sports figure. Tune in next time to see my fake interview with Michael Vick.
