If I Interviewed.......Michael Vick
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by SSreporters
From Stupid Sideline Reporters.
Disclaimer: This is pure satire, so none of this stuff is obviously real, I'm just here to bring some humor to you. SSR is me, and MV is for Michael Vick.
Interview Place: Outside of his prison cell.
SSR: It's nice to meet you Mr. Vick.
MV: That's cool dawg.
(awkward pause)
SSR: What do you think of yourself as an NFL player?
MV: I think I'll be one of the greatest running backs of all time.
SSR: But, you were a quarterback.
MV: I know.
SSR: You're a fan of rap, what is your favorite song?
MV: Who Let the Dogs Out.
(Seeing that this interview was a total crapshoot, I took a quick jog around the facility.)
SSR: You've obviously lost a lot of respect throughout the sporting world, what kind of simpleton (family not included), back you on this dogfighting case?
MV: Stephon Marbury.
SSR: Have you no shame in shooting and killing these dogs?
MV: No, because by brother Marcus does that part.
SSR: Michael, you are one cruel person.
MV: Hey, don't be hating dawg.
SSR: Quit it.
MV: Sure dawg.
SSR: Before I go, who will win the BCS National Championship?
MV: Tough to say. I think it will be either the Georgia Bulldogs, or the Washington Huskies.
SSR: That's it, GUARDS!!
So there you have it, one interviewer, one annoying NFL player. Next week, we'll "interview" Stephon Marbury.
