If I Interviewed.......Dick Vermeil (A Stupid Sideline Reporters Original)
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by SSreporters
Let's admit it, the last one sucked, but Dick Vermeil is comedy er, interviewing gold for me.
Disclaimer: Of course this isn't real.
SSR is me, and DV is Dick Vermeil.
SSR: It's nice to meet you Mr. Vermeil.
DV: You don't know *sobs*, what it's like to be interviewed by someone like you for the very first time. I love it *bawls* when young journalists want to talk to *sobs* people like me.
SSR: So, how are you enjoying retirement so far?
DV: It is so *cries* satisfying now that I'm away from *sobs* football.
SSR: Look, are you okay?
DV: Yes, you are *sobs* so considerate.
SSR: You've been noted for these fights with Larry Johnson, and now he is struggling in the new year, what is your reaction to this?
DV: He freaking deserves it. The diaper wearing bastard.
SSR: Okay......
DV: What do you mean okay? *Sobs for 5 minutes*
SSR: What did it feel like to win your first ever Super Bowl?
DV: It felt great, and the best part, was that *sobs*....
SSR: What do you think of Roger Goodell?
DV: He is very good, I heard that if Larry Johnson was caught for 'roids, he'd be banned for life.
SSR: I'm DROWNING IN YOUR TEARS!!!
So there you have it, tune in for my interview with John Madden.
