I know what Isiah Thomas is doing!
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by user Manny Stiles
I know what Isiah Thomas is doing! Here's a list of distinct possibilities:
- he's on drugs
- completing his vendetta against New York
- he's on too many prescription drugs
- he smokes crack
- he's still pissed his Mom spelled his name wrong
- going for world record at 'boo' collecting
- going for world record of 'most crack smoked by guy in a suit'
- trying to pass Lawrence Taylor on all time 'crack smoked' list
- trying to build evidence of brain damage he's suffered so he can finally sue Karl Malone for the elbow
- he's on drugs
- he likes to destroy franchises by smoking crack
- he is on too many drugs
- Renaldo Balkman has pictures of him smoking crack
- Renaldo Balkman is Isiah's dealer
- waiting for trade of Stephon, Franchise, Q, Curry, and Larry Brown's expiring contract for Jon Koncak to go through
- balancing the power in the NBA by spreading the tax dollars around to all
- he's not smoking crack; just PCP, meth and heroin
- he's definitely on drugs
- he is being paid by James Dolan to ensure Spike Lee starts rooting for a new team
- even bad publicity is still publicity, right
- paving the way for a comeback
- nah, it's drugs, definitely drugs
- he knows what he's doing by building a team of undersized, overpaid players no one else wants
- maybe he's on drugs
- he's trying to be as entertaining as hell (I am definitely enjoying it all)
- drugs?
- Even on drugs, he's still a better exec than Magic or Jordan, right?
- maybe he's NOT on drugs, but EVERYONE else is?
- balancing the kharma of New York by personally sucking more than an average Yankee fan
- I think he's on drugs
- Raptors, Pacers, Knicks... third time's the charm!
- New York has some great drugs (according to John Rocker)
- a combination of brain damage, drugs, vengeance, incompetence and tomfoolery.
So to sum it up, stop worrying, Knicks fans... everything is under control. All of those contracts will expire someday and be worth something, right?
www.kombol.blogspot.com & www.kombolsports.blogspot.com (normally, I won't hate on people, but seriously...Isaih)
Date
Thu 06/29/06, 5:08 pm EST
