I deny Knicks Rumors

I just want to come out right now and deny reports that have linked me to the New York Knicks head coaching job. I have not talked to the Knicks, and would not take the job if offered.
The only reason that I would never consider the job is that I'm confident Isiah Thomas can run the team into the ground even better than I can, and it's much more fun to criticize from afar.
I suggest you all disavow yourselves from any association with the New York Knicks as well. Those of you who are Knicks fans, I feel for you. Really, I do. The best thing about Isiah being GM/Coach - besides, of course that it's just so immensely amusing - is that he makes Danny Ainge look good. As long as Thomas is in charge, I can feel just a little better about the Celtics.
So game on, Isiah! Good luck, and all!