I am the Great Cornhole Palmer

Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer has setup an amazing charity event known as the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic to benefit the abused and abandoned children of Lighthouse Youth Services.

While certainly the goals of the event are noble, there are simply too many jokes to apply here. We can go to the text jokes. Carson starts off without any prodding on the press release itself...

“Shae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here," said Palmer.

Now I don't know what circles the young Palmers run in, but whether it be rednecks or experimental sex swingers it can't portend well for the future of his fund-raising career.

Yes, there is an American Cornhole Association. Who knew? Of course, the fine folks at Nabisco have crafted a virtual game...enjoy!

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Wed 06/14/06, 6:00 pm EST

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PeanMajor Leaguer

1280 days ago

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hahahaha

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DNLLegend

1280 days ago

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Holy cow, they made a game called "cornhole." What are they thinking?

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

1280 days ago

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Go to that Cornhole site and read their Charter and Purpose all the way down the first page. That's good quality unintentional comedy right there.

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ArnoldTPantsEsqVarsity

1280 days ago

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That site is probably the funniest thing i have come across in quite some time... its the unintentional comedy equivalent of finding oil in your backyard.

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BigPPupMajor Leaguer

1280 days ago

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Being someone who went to college in Cincinnati, I know what Palmer is talking about. Cornhole is an addictive game, especially when played with a few adult beverages.

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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer

1280 days ago

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I'll stick to beer pong.

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PeanMajor Leaguer

1280 days ago

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amen

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