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I Don't Know Jack (or Tiger)

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by user Kevinsecaur

I have a few rules I live my life by, and one of them is this: Listen to anything Skip Bayless says about sports on Cold Pizza and take the opposite point of view. Ironically enough, another rule I live by is: If you ever see me watching Cold Pizza, smack me upside the head, take the remote control and change the channel. I’ll thank you for it later, I promise.

Anyway, back to Bayless. Skip insists that Tiger Woods is currently reaping the benefits from a weak, watered down PGA Tour on which he has no true rival. He points out that Jack Nicklaus dueled numerous top-notch pros in his time – Palmer, Watson, Trevino, Player, Ray Floyd, Johnny Miller, etc. Bayless would have you believe that if he was playing against the “weak” PGA fields of today with Nike scientists, superior golf balls and drivers the size of your face, Nicklaus would have won 36 major championships instead of the 18 he did win in his playing days. Bayless also thinks there’s no way in heck Tiger could have won the 12 majors he has playing against Jack’s competition.

To be honest, it’s hard for me to take this sort of debate all that seriously. Quite frankly, comparing athletes across generations is impossible to do. It’s like asking who’s a better center – Shaq or Wilt? Who would win a seven-game series – the ’27 Yankees or the ’98 Yankees? Numbers and statistics only tell so much of the story. Baseball was different in 1927 than it was 71 years later. Basketball was different when Wilt played than it is now and than it will be 30 years from now. And, without question, golf was a different game back when Jack Nicklaus played.

So we’re left comparing what Jack Nicklaus did with a driver actually made out of wood and an object that more closely resembles a rock than the modern golf ball to what Tiger Woods is doing to professional golf today. Is Tiger the best of all-time? Will he be when he wins his 19th major (I said when, not if)? To me, this question is as impossible to answer as, how would Babe Ruth fair against the best pitchers in MLB today?

If you ask Skip Bayless, he’ll say no matter how many major titles Tiger wins, he still won’t be the greatest of all time. He says that’s Jack Nicklaus, end of story. Normally, I’d take the opposite point of view, assume Skip’s wrong and I’m right, and call it a day. Yet I can’t help but think that this time his argument has some merit. He’s right about Tiger not having the rivals Nicklaus did. Don’t believe me? Stack ‘em up. Go ahead and compare Trevino, Watson, Player and others to Mickelson, Els, Singh, Furyk and the rest of Tiger’s so-called rivals. Jack’s line-up is more impressive and, in my eyes, it isn’t even that close.

But there are counter-arguments to be made. First, when Nicklaus was #1 in the world, maybe golfers 2-5 or 2-10 were stronger than they are now; however, golfers 2-100 are certainly stronger as a whole now than they were when Jack played. In other words, golf isn’t nearly as top-heavy in Tiger’s day. He plays against fields that are consistently deeper and stronger than were Jack’s. Second, international players are infinitely better in the modern era than they were when Nicklaus played. For every Player and Seve Ballesteros in Jack’s day, there are ten Els’ and Singhs and Goosens and Harringtons and Sergios and so on.

Then there’s this: Jack Nicklaus won golf tournaments. Tiger Woods dominates golf. The difference between the two is at the same time subtle and Grand Canyon-sized. Tiger dominates golf today like Michael Jordan dominated basketball in the 1990s. When I watched MJ play, even as a youngster, I could always tell. It was like nine of the ten guys on the court were playing basketball, and Jordan was playing something else. A different game at a higher level. A level only he could attain and he knew it. (Interestingly, I felt a similar way the first time I saw LeBron James play basketball back when he was in high school, but he has yet to make that transition at the NBA level.)

Tiger transcends golf. I’m certainly not the first to say it, nor will I be the last. Who is the greatest golfer of all-time? Jack or Tiger? Nicklaus or Woods? Impossible to say, so I won’t even try.

But I will say this … When Tiger Woods wins the Masters again tomorrow, I’ll have watched all 18 holes. If Jack Nicklaus was in the final group, one stroke off the lead, I can’t say for certain that would be the case. Something to think about.


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Davis21wylieMVP
949 days ago
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Great article.
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False ProphetAll-Star
949 days ago
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It depends on what your definetion of a best is. Is it who would win head to head? Is it who was more dominant vs. their competeition? or is it who was victorious the most
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KelsdadAll-Star
949 days ago
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An even bigger change, which is often overlooked, is the advancement in the types of grasses that are in use now, and the way they are maintained. The equipment and ball changes have made average players good and good players great, a sort of leveling of the playing field. But if you ever watch the Golf Channel and see some of these old tournaments from the fifties and sixties, the conditions suck. Guys hit a ball in the middle of the fairway and it looks like todays rough. Greens look like today's fairways. Tiger would have been a major winner in the old days, and Nicklaus and the others would have won their share today, great players would always win. But I give the edge to Nicklaus, as the user so correctly states, playing every week against Arnie and Gary and Tom and Lee meant he had to be 100% every round. Tiger wins some tournaments today with his B game. Nicklaus likely never won a tournament with his.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
949 days ago
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One thing is clear, Tiger's "rivals" are nowhere near as good as Jack's rivals were. Who's better? Who cares? It's still just golf.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
949 days ago
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Millions care Manny, that's not the attitude!

But I agree that Tiger's rivals are worse than Jack's.

I want to plus and minus you all in one!
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Davis21wylieMVP
948 days ago
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I care, because golf is awesome.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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I'll sum it up like this- I don't play golf because when I hit a ball, someone ELSE can go chase it...
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Davis21wylieMVP
948 days ago
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And when the other team's up, you end up chasing their balls. Now, what's more degrading, chasing your own ball, or someone else's?
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False ProphetAll-Star
948 days ago
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golf is awsome. I watch the Majors, and will watch highlights of Tiger. Manny, there's no need to hate on every sport that isn't Baseball or Basketball
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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I'm not hating. You go play it all you want, I'll go DH... (in your face, Dice21Dub!)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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Until spectators are allowed to do more than just spectate (read: cheer/root/make noise) while the "players" are "playing" it's VERY tough for me to recognize golf as a real sport... (you heard what I said, tennis!) When Tiger (or ANY other "pro" golfer) can take a swing or two while the people who generate his income (FANS) are doing something louder than holding their breath, I will official recognize him as MORE than an HGH consuming pussy. Yeah, I said it.
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False ProphetAll-Star
948 days ago
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Tiger as an HGH comsuming Pussy? Wow Manny, I just lost almost all respect I had for you right there
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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He can't STAND noise, distraction or ANY gallery movement. I saw him step out of his stance because a freeking bug made noise.... IF he was a REAL "professional", he could shut out the world and be Tiger... but alas, here we are!

I have always been curious to see who would be the best golfer if people were allowed to cheer and be actual fans. My money ISN'T on the Tigger.

IF Derek Jeter and Tom Brady can play with noise, why can't Eldrick???

And yes, until Woods comes and plays the Phoenix Open again, he's a pussy.

And until you can prove he DOESN'T take PEDs, I will continue to name him top suspect on the PGA... 340+ yard drives AREN'T natural... (unless your name is Jim Rice) and neither are chests on golfers... Isn't Tiger from the same "Bay Area" as BALCO? Unless you are you going to tell me that he has NEVER hung out with ANYONE who plays other sports, with knowledge of how PEDs affect performance, or could POSSIBLY ever have ANY reason to take PEDs to enhance his game play (strength, endurance, recovery, eye-hand coordination, etc..)... thought so.

Don't cry, it's just my opinion. Of course, even though I'm drunk, I still spelled it all right...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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O!F I just lost respect... [yawn]
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Davis21wylieMVP
948 days ago
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Tiger is an HGH-consuming pussy? Dude, you really are drunk. Exactly how many Jaeger Bombs did you have tonight, ManRays?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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Exactly as many times as I've puked today...zero. Let him come to the FBR (Phoenix) Open if he's so good... (and NOT a pussy like I say he is...)

Okay. The HGH stuff is not called for (or is it?). WHY is Tiger so untouchable, anyway?

I tried to watch a few moments today and EVERY single time I surfed through, the "golfers" were not golfing, they were hushing people. And people say pitchers take too long...

Golf may be fun to play (other than driving ranges, I wouldn't know), but it's a poor spectator sport as long as spectators can't be actual fans... when they sack up and stop hushing the hell out of everyone, maybe I'll change my mind about the 'sport' of golf... that, or get goalies/someone to provide a semblance of defense for the hole.

Until then, it's a skill more than a "sport". It's billiards with less balls and a bigger table.
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Davis21wylieMVP
948 days ago
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I agree about the pace of these tournaments on TV. I don't usually watch a PGA Tour event unless Tiger is playing, simply because it's so boring w/o him. But when he plays, you can't help but watch because you might see something you've never seen before and you'll never see again. He's untouchable because he's the greatest athlete of our generation -- period. Yeah, I said it.

The thing about the crowd noise has always bothered me, too, because you don't see Michael Jordan getting upset when the fans yell and wave stuff during free throws. But I look at it like this: hitting a golf ball where you want to is one of (if not the) hardest things to do in sports. It's almost easier to hit a baseball, because you get a sense of timing, your reflexes kick in... you don't even think about it, it's just natural. But that damn golf ball is just sitting there, taunting you, daring you to hit it hundreds of yards, over water/sand/god knows what, to a precise landing spot only a few feet in diameter (at Augusta it's a few feet, at least). And you've got plenty of time to overthink and screw yourself over. So I figure these guys need all the extra concentration they can get.

And, yeah, Tiger's limited schedule pisses me off, too.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
948 days ago
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His schedule isn't limited, it's aimed at specifically avoiding the most attended events. WHY? He HATES big/raucous crowds. WHY? He doesn't like the fans, and he gets applauded for it. If Barry Bonds acted like Tiger... oh, wait, he does! Except even Bonds signs autographs (albeit he doesn't claim it as income to the IRS when he does a show) and Barry talks to the press, he doesn't avoid them... Tiger is an elitist prick that gets away with it because WHY? (And he never touched a Buick, let alone drove one) Because he's so good...?

I'm not going to say he sucks, obviously he doesn't suck. But he's NOT the top athlete of any generation. He's not the top athlete now! Roger Federer is WAAAY more dominant than Tiger RIGHT NOW and 10 times more likable... Roger who?

Like I said earlier 'WHO is Tiger's rival'? Afterall, a no-feekin-named guy won the Masters today!

Golf lacks the antagonist. There is NOTHING actively preventing you from reaching the goal (the cup). Every sport has a field of play and elements of nature (to some extent), but with golf, THAT'S IT. Nothing else. Darts, and Billiards has more strategy. It's barely a step above bowling! It's target shooting with a stick, but you get 3-4 shots to hit the target. Why don't they just move the holes closer and have hole-in-one contests? or trick shooting?

Golf has NOTHING to stop/slow/defend you. As a fan of "sports", that's sacreligious.

Enjoy it all you want, I don't get it (and probably never will...)
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
947 days ago
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You would get it if you tried it once or twice. And until then, you should probably refrain from denouncing it so much.
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False ProphetAll-Star
947 days ago
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Tiger plays tournaments that have big $$$$$, and a Big name. Tiger doesn't have a rival because he is head and shoulders above everyone else. Federer is just as dominant, but it's a toss up between the two
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EnyboDiv-I Stud
947 days ago
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How do the courses compare between today and yester-year? Is Tiger playing greens that are more challenging than anything Nicklaus played?
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KelsdadAll-Star
947 days ago
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Finally, a sensible AF comment. Like the old Life cereal commericials, "try it, you'll like it." If you ever played golf, and honestly could say you didn't get it, or hated it for whatever various reasons, then your opinion would matter, and would be respected for its honesty. Or, maybe you did try it at one time, found it to be too difficult for your skill level, and decided to quit instead of going through life as one of the 92% of all golfers who have never broken 90.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
947 days ago
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I've played chip and putt, I've played miniature golf and I do love to mash on the driving range. But as far as playing 18 holes, I'd rather go fishing or play my guitars.

Hit the ball chase it, hit the ball chase it, hit the ball, chase it... sounds like boring fun.

Most men like golf because they aren't in shape enough or athletic enough to play a real sport or because of the attached "social status". I've got better things to do than spend thousands of dollars to play a game that's "a nice walk ruined". It's not like I suck at golf, it just doesn't entertain me.

I like the carts, drinking in the sun and knickers but honestly I'd rather play Golden Tee.

My wife worked at a course in Scottsdale years ago and I could have played for free all I wanted. I never did (and don't regret it) Instead, I just drank inside for free. I met several "golf pros" and pretty generally speaking they are all dorks.

You can enjoy it all you want, I prefer my "sports" with sweat...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
947 days ago
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meanwhile, I'm not completely ignorant, I DO pay attention to what's going on because I love the historical reference in sport. The Woods/Nicklaus debate will rage on until we perfect an efficient time machine, just like Bonds/Ruth, MJ/Chamberlain, Bo/Jim Thorpe, etc...
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KelsdadAll-Star
947 days ago
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I got a set of golf clubs for a wedding gift, and growing up in the East our golf season was April to October. At the time, I was still heavily involved in baseball/softball and worked close to 80 hours a week as a business owner. When I moved to Arizona I decided I wanted to be a good player and was fortunate my first house was a couple miles from a course, so I was able to practice quite a bit. My boss at the time was a former D-1 college player and a former teaching pro. When I saw him hit the ball I knew I would never be a good player, that's when I decided to just go out and play and enjoy the game and the surroundings with my score secondary. Ironically, when I made that mind set change, I also started playing better. @*%~* stupid game.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
947 days ago
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It's settled, It's a can of worms that my heart and blood pressure don't need! BTW, you can enjoy your surroundings in nature without playing golf...(I have fundamental issues with grass in Arizona)
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