IRS to Tarnish Matt Murphy’s Priceless Homerun Catch
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by LastRow
IRS to Tarnish Matt Murphy’s Priceless Homerun Catch
Finally there’s a new homerun king in baseball…This means a few things. First and foremost, it leaves Pedro Gomez out of a job. Aw yes, the little Mexican, (or whatever he calls himself) has been making like a lost little puppy over the past few years…Reporting to us when Bonds decided to take a s**t and how many sunflowers seeds he could cram into his oversized cake hole. At least the Balco spokesperson did us all that favor by giving him the royal flush treatment! This guy was like a bad case of hemorrhoids, (oops, did I just say roids) never knowning when he was going to appear next. Thanks Balco Man for rubbing some of The Cream and The Clear on him!
Everybody witnessed number *756…It’s just too bad your long lost pal Greg Anderson wasn’t on hand. Word out and about is since he doesn’t want to make like a prison canary, doing his best Pedro impersonation and chirp about you, while he sits and rots in, well, prison! Now there’s a loyal friend! Although everybody else you wanted to be there was there…Your fam, the commissioner, Hank Aaron himself, (well, so to speak) and yes the chosen one Matt Murphy himself. The one that purchased tickets right before the game who just happened to be on a one-day layover in Frisco en route to Australia…The 21-year-old New Yorker who survived the violent scrum clutching your record-setting home run ball. See, going to Australia was his original plan…Although, I’m guessing should probably call his accountant instead of visiting the Crocodile Dundee Land. And thus bringing visions to life of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as Charlie Joey Chestnutted that second chocolate bar which he bought for his grandfather I might add, only to find the last Golden Ticket.
It wasn’t just your run of the mill, ordinary homerun run ball…It was *756! (continued @ http://www.lastrowsports.com/weekly-boob.asp)
