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I'm a Sucker for Advertising and Sports Branding

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by user Pean

In making the move from New Jersey to New York, I was leaving behind some pretty cool state-only-advantages. While I will truly miss not having to get out of my car while someone pumps cheaper gas for me, the awesomeness that is taylor ham, and the short ride to Giants Stadium tailgating, I have to give credit to NY for one thing: The ability to buy beer pretty much anywhere you can buy *anything*. Supermarkets, gas stations (hmm, that must be why it's 50 cents more per gallon here), libraries, and even hospitals. I'm not sure how your state runs things, but it's just that I've been so used to things in the dirty Jerz.


One disadvantage to this occurs when one is in the beer isle in the supermarket and in "shopping mode". People like to buy stupid crap. Sports fans like to buy stupid crap with their favorite sports team on them. I'd be lying if I said that I never did either. Last year I was going to the Giants home opener (The Manning Bowl), and bought a really really really cheap Styrofoam "cooler" for about 15 bucks -- mainly because it had a Giants logo on it. I definitely didn't get my moneys worth on that one, because I ended up smashing it in the parking lot in disgust after Eli fell short against the Colts.


Does this mean that this beer is overpriced, and won't be available in October?
Does this mean that this beer is overpriced, and won't be available in October?
My latest stupid purchase occurred tonight at the local Stop-n-Shop. After placing some normal cases of brew in my cart, my eyes wandered to some tall single cans in the same section. Woh! They have 24 oz. Budweiser cans with the Yankees logo all over them! Before I even made a move, my fiance exclaimed "You so don't need that". Realizing that she was right, I hesitated. However, after she left to go get something else, I tossed a can in the cart. Although this might not seem like a stupid purchase for $1.29, consider this:
  • I absolutely HATE regular Budweiser beer (Bud Heavy, Bud Diesel, whatever nickname you might have for it).
  • They also had Bud Lite, but with Mets branding on it. I don't mind Bud Lite. Maybe I was afraid that Yadier Molina would come into my house while I was drinking it, and I would immediately start choking.
  • Who did I think I was buying a tall Diesel? Did I think I was attending a NASCAR race this week, or that I was going to feel the need to drink in my underwear on the front lawn?

Who knows, maybe I was just being superstitious and trying to give the Yanks some luck against the Red Sox tonight. Let's see how long it sits in my fridge.

So I ask you the Armchair community: What is the stupidest thing you purchased with your favorite team emblazoned on it?

update: Yanks 1-0 with the Tall Diesel!

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JuTMSY4Legend
911 days ago
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Ha, my world champion eagles t-shirt...that worked out well...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
911 days ago
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did you steal one from the lockerroom at halftime of the SB before they threw them all away?
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JuTMSY4Legend
910 days ago
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Preordered...and by some luck (and a friend), i was sent one anyways...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
911 days ago
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A Rex Grossman jersey that I paid $5.00 for while down in Miami about 2 weeks after the Super Bowl. Every vendor on S. Beach strip had dozens if not 100s of those jerseys originally marked anywhere from $75 - $100 before the game. Interesting post Pean.
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DNLLegend
911 days ago
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Kaz Matsui stuffed animal.
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DNLLegend
911 days ago
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I also have a Mets money clip somewhere. The problem is that it's so freakin' pretentious that I can't use it, and the money keeps falling out. But when I lost it the first time, I almost (really) went to buy another one anyway, even though I realized how useless it was.
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Taytay 24All-American
911 days ago
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Is that a stuffed animal (if so, what kind?) or a stuffed Kaz human?
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Taytay 24All-American
911 days ago
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I had a six pack of commemorative Coke bottles from the Cowboys '92 Super Bowl and another six for the Stars '99 Stanley Cup. Not exactly stupid, by my wife HATES them--she would love to throw them out. When we moved across the country in '02, we compromised: I kept one bottle from each set and got rid of the rest. But I didn't want them all to go to waste, so I put the three year old Stars Cokes in a cooler and drank them during the drive to South Carolina. She said I was crazy. I say '99 was an excellent year for Coke. Truly vintage stuff.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
911 days ago
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I think we have a winner here.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
911 days ago
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That's awesome Taytay! My wife bought Coke bottles from the Suns '93 Finals run on ebay a couple years back. She said they were cheap for "collectibles", so she got 'em... and about 6 more different bottles (Coyotes? Who wants a Coyotes coke bottle? Yeech.) Awesome dust collectors! I might have to go drink one and see what 14 year-oold Coke is like!! Great idea...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
911 days ago
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It was hard to find (not sure if everyone buys 'em up or if they just didn't make many), but I bought a Tampa Bay Devil Rays shot glass... it warms my belly when the bullpen warms up... Plus I can throw it at my TV when they inevitably lose the game!!!

I also bought a Rays keychain that promptly broke off and slowly spiraled into the cellar for 10 years...

Go Devil Rays!
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
910 days ago
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I bought a Rueben Droughoshnsns jersey the week before he was traded and a month before I stopped being a Browns fan. Now it's doubly obsolete and my wife added an "I told you so" to the "things Ross shouldn't have bought" list.
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JuTMSY4Legend
910 days ago
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I have an autographed chris boniol picture...i bought the pic to have it signed...the following week and doinked one to lose to the 'boys...
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RoblefkoLegend
910 days ago
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I have a Hideki Irabu/Kaz Matsui, "Japanese Baseball Players Becoming the Face of New York Baseball" T-shirt
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RoblefkoLegend
910 days ago
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just kidding.
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JuTMSY4Legend
910 days ago
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maybe the face of montreal baseball...
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SaddleshoeJV Squad
904 days ago
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Cookie with Jason Giambi's face on it. I ate it.
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SaddleshoeJV Squad
904 days ago
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Oh...and I have a Raul Mondesi Yankees shirt.
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