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by user Ufgators
How You Doin' Armchair GM'ers?? After an agonizing hiatus from the chair, I'm back and here to stay forever! For a brief run-down of what I've been doing during my absence, click here!
Oh, right, on to the article!!
Have you ever heard a song on the radio and instantly someone you know comes to mind? Maybe you'll hear this song and think of a lover; maybe you'll hear anything by these boys and recall your hatred of the 90s? Well, for me, when I hear a toe-tapping tune, I think of athletes. For more of my sports-related sickness, read on. So, here is a list of songs that remind me of certain athletes. Any suggestions are welcomed!
Sean Paul - We Be Burnin' (Ricky Williams)
Indeed, Ricky Williams comes to mind when I hear this song that advocates the usage of marijuana. After countless failed drug tests, Ricky Williams remains out of the NFL. On July 4th,2007, The Sports Leader reported that Williams will apply for reinstatement in September.
Lil Wayne and Fat Joe - Make It Rain (Pacman Jones)
Probably the most obvious choice for this song, Pacman Jones has an affinity for "makin' it rain" on strippers. Because of his antics, Jones is suspended from the NFL, probably won't be visiting strip clubs any time soon, and is constantly on the receiving end of negative media attention. On the bright side, *WAIT! Must..resist...Cincinnati...Bengals....joke....*
Play-N-Skillz - Get Freaky (David Cone)
EWWW, dude. Do you know how awkward it is for me to type in "David Cone masturbating in bullpen" in my google search engine? What if someone checks my google search history and sees that? How do I explain that one? ...I digress.
Chamillionaire - Ridin' Dirty (Every Athlete EVER)
I don't know the exact definition of "ridin' dirty" but for the purpose of this article, lets just assume it means "riding in a car that has guns in it." It is a well known fact that athletes like guns. "The director of security for the Miami Dolphins, Stu Weinstein, said that Brian Sochia, a former Dolphins defensive lineman, was such a gun fanatic that 'he made his own bullets.'" That's dedication. I still wish this didn't happen to Maurice Clarett. Can you imagine how fun it would be to play as him on Madden?
Jkwon - Tipsy (J.J. Reddick)
So many to choose from! Maybe J.J. Reddick is an easy target, but I'll go with him. After all, a DUI right before the 2006 draft was said to hurt his chances of being drafted earlier than number 11 by Orlando. Hey, as long as athletes continue to make funny drunken photos, I'm happy.
Sugar Ray - When Its Over (Jerry Rice)
Isn't it sad that Jerry Rice had to retire as a bronco? Didn't he score 3 touchdowns against them that one time? Too bad Rice didn't know When Its Over.
There you have it, ACGM'ers. Hopefully you had as much fun as I did. Now, when you're "riding dirty" in the car listening to some jams, and an athlete comes to mind, you can blame me! Check back later in the week for my weekly column, "The Rant". Till then, you can thecheck out: The Rant Archives
