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How did it come to this Miami? - NFL Week 13

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by Barkingclam

It’s too soon to call, but this could be an end of an era.

I’m not speaking about Brett Favre, who went down last night with elbow and shoulder injuries, but about the Miami Dolphins.

There has not been a team to go winless in the NFL since 1978, when the [[[Tampa Bay Buccaneers]] managed to lose something like 22 games in a row, leaving a legacy of futility that has since been approached by just a scant few.

But that was then, before the age of parity. Now, it’s the age of “any given Sunday”, when any team can beat any other.

Look at the standings in the NFL right now and ask yourself how Miami is supposed to happen. In this age of parity, no one team is supposed to go and dominate – or be dominated. That’s why there are so many teams that are 5-6 or 6-5.

It’s partially why no team has gone undefeated and partially why no team has gone winless.

So why are the Dolphins so bad? What is making their team fall apart the way it is?

Well, it’s a dastardly mix of bad planning and bad play with a few lumps of bad luck mixed in.

In 2005, when San Diego put Drew Brees after he suffered a major injury on the open market, the Dolphins and the New Orleans Saints where the two frontrunners.

The Saints got Brees, the Dolphins went with another injured QB who was looking to rebound: Daunte Culpepper, who had basically destroyed his knee the season before.

Brees went on to throw for 26 touchdowns, over 4000 yards and for a QB rating of 96.2, his second highest ever, winning comeback player of the year in the process.

Culpepper spent most of the season on the bench as he recovered, playing just four games before fleeing for Oakland. In those, he threw for two touchdowns, a little over 900 yards, by far his lowest totals ever.

By passing on Brees, the Dolphins missed out on a great quarterback and still have issues at the position.

Even this year, it’s impact can still be felt. When Culpepper left, the Dolphins jumped on a trade for Chief’s QB Trent Green, a player who was the odd man out in Kansas City and was supposedly a few days away from being on waivers.

Sure, the Dolphins could have waited and missed out. But by jumping on the trade, one that cost them a fifth round pick, they committed themselves to a 37 year old QB who was coming off a catastrophic concussion.

And, to put it lightly, he was a spectacular failure at QB, passing for five touchdowns and seven interceptions while losing his first four games before suffering another, possibly career-ending concussion.

So, the onus for winning then fell almost squarely on the quarterback, a young man named Cleo Lemon. For five games, he played poorly. Despite throwing for over 1,000 yards and for three touchdowns, he was picked off four times, sacked 10 and completed just 58 per cent of his passes.

The man who replaced Lemon, John Beck, has been even less remarkable, completing just above 50 per cent of his passes and has yet to throw a touchdown.

However, it would be unfair to blame the quarterbacks for this season.

After all, Green wasn’t the only Dolphin to suffer an injury. Running back Ronnie Brown, the lone bright spot for the Dolphins, tore his ACL in October. His replacements, Lorenzo Booker, Patrick Cobbs, and Jesse Chatman have all been unremarkable, with just two touchdowns between them since week seven.

Ricky Williams, who could have stepped into Miami and helped to take some of the load away from the receivers and quarterback, was injured in his first game and is gone for the season.

Even the receiving corps for the Dolphins has been depleted. Current team leader in receiving yards, Chris Chambers, was traded to San Diego on October 16 (so, after being away from the Dolphins for over an month, he’s still the leader).

Nobody has emerged as a clear number one receiver for the Dolphins since. While Marty Booker has approached Chambers numbers, he has yet to reach the end zone since week seven or the 400 yard mark.

However, the Dolphins have had some success this season. Kicker Jay Feely has missed only field goals all season. And their defence isn’t too bad, either.

In yards per game, the Dolphins are 16th overall – ahead of the Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions and Cleveland Browns, teams that are still competing for a playoff spot. They’re third overall in passing yards allowed – ahead of New England, even.

But against the run, they stink – they’re 30th overall. And they’ve had 277 points scored against them, 27th in the league.

As they head into the last few weeks of the season, the Dolphins have a serious chance of running the table, and finishing without a win. They still have to face both the Patriots and the Bills on the road, and have a home game against the Ravens.

They also have to play the Bengals and the Jets, too. If they are going to get a win, look for it to come against either of these teams.

And look for the Patriots game on week 16. Never before has a team with 15 wins played a team zero wins.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
731 days ago
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Miami is actually favored by a few points to beat the Jets.
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JMFlyer1454Draft Pick
731 days ago
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Actually I think they switched it to pick 'em.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
731 days ago
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Iron Mike must not be too confident in those tremendous gambling skills.
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JMFlyer1454Draft Pick
731 days ago
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The Bucs didn't win a a game in 1976 (0-14). In 1978 the schedule was expanded to 16 games.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
731 days ago
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Accomplished without cheating allegations as well!
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JMFlyer1454Draft Pick
731 days ago
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Just by looking at the 0-11 recorded I can understand why you think they are "dominated" by every team. But the 07 Dolphins have lost SIX games by 3 points. Not exactl domination by the opposing team. But losses are losses.
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BarkingclamVarsity
730 days ago
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You show me somebody who almost won, I'll show you somebody who lost, as Richard Nixon once said.
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TrizzAll-American
729 days ago
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if a win is a win, a loss is a loss whether its a blowout or by a field goal
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TrizzAll-American
729 days ago
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i think Cam Cameron broke a mirror under a ladder after he crossed a black cat and stepped on a crack
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JoliecatJV Squad
729 days ago
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It seems like someone already mentioned it, but the Buccaneers were 0-14 in 1976 and then lost the first 12 games in 1977. Then they beat the Saints in New Orleans and won their first ever home game the next week against the Cardinals. If the game today is in Miami, the Dolphins have a good chance to win.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
729 days ago
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Who cares about miami theyre fucking garbage

this is latest of your crappy stuff

you suck barkingclam
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
729 days ago
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Fuck you Anonymous Fanatic #1
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