Here's a bone to pick or not: Kyle Farnsworth

I would take him...our closer is Antonio Alfonseca (Initials: AA, because he drives philly fans to drink...)

Send him to a pitchers park...it always works out better that way...Last year st. lou was the "Juventation Machine" (simmons) of crappy pitchers...but not this year...plus i don't know what they could give you in return, they're already short a few starters...

Pat Burrell. Another bat that produces nothing added to the collection of Mr. Steinbrenner.

Bill Simmons is a sports writer on ESPN, great with the pop culture references...some of us revere him, other don't (mannystiles comes to mind)...personally, I think he's a good writer... Depends on what you want/need...considering the yankees need starting help, maybe lieber, but that's almost too much...especially with garcia down...farnsworth isn't worth all that much, but if he's released, he'll get picked up fast...

Well, if you want burrell, then obviously yes...

I'll take the batboy for burrell...

It would be nothing for nothing. Farnsworth is only good for throwing batting practice or blowing saves.

So is burrell!

Farnsworth for Helton...forget it, Colorado would want prospects and farnsworth...even at a discount they'd want at least 1 decent guy...

Classic, Pean. Beautiful.

Kelsdad, if you and I were the gms, this burrell for farnsworth deal would be done...

It would be a debate for the ages on which team screwed the other over the worst.

Good point. The manager would not even have to care if Farns punches with his pitching hand.

Farnsworth couldn't hit the side of a barn when he pitched at Wrigley. The "Nuke LaRouche" (sp?) of MLB (without boning Susan Sarandon).