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Headlines in the Year 2020: MLB Edition

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by SSreporters

I haven't done one in a while, but I'll poke some fun at MLB headlines in the year 2020, feel free to add your own.


  1. Yankees' Wang unleashes on Twins
  2. ESPN devotes 1 hour show devoted to the Yankees, to be titled Baseball Tonight.
  3. Seattle Mariners win all 162 games in regular season, get swept in ALCS.
  4. Florida Marlins discover that no one watches their games.
  5. New York Mets blow 50 game lead......with only 44 games left (yeah, it's intentional).
  6. Los Angeles Angels move to Compton, new name is Los Angeles Angels formerly from Anaheim but have now moved to Compton.
  7. Ken Griffey Jr. schedules when he'll have his injuries.
  8. Julio Franco retires.
  9. A-Rod marries that chick from Toronto.
  10. Mariners assign Jeff Weaver as pitching coach.
  11. Chris Berman dies as he runs out of breath saying back, back, back over and over again.
  12. Steroids legal.
  13. Wang faces Johnson in pivotal showdown.
  14. Roger Clemens: "One more year".
  15. Toronto Blue Jays think about signing a Canadian.
  16. The Iowa Cubs make it to the Major League


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TylersaltAll-Star
802 days ago
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Las Vegas Jackpots upset <NL Team> and win World Series!
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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2021: Arod cheats on that chick from Toronto
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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2020: Cubs still haven't won a World Series...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
802 days ago
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MLB finishes plans to extend the regular season to 296 games.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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2020: The enitre Giants team retires (leaving Matt Cain and Tim Lincium on the 25 man roster)
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SSreportersLegend
802 days ago
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Then they sign Bob Wickman because he is the equivalent of 23 men.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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You mean he is physically the size of 23 men...
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SSreportersLegend
802 days ago
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yes.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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2020: The USA finally wins a world baseball classic
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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Image:USA.jpg This user is a TEAM USA fan.
In every event.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
802 days ago
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2020: Kenny Lofton Traded to Cleveland
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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Ever see that DHL commercial where they are saying where Lofton is going to go?... Ever notice that in that commercial Cleveland is never brought up? ...
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
802 days ago
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Yeah...i love that one
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RomiezzoLegend
802 days ago
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2020 Kenny Lofton traded to the Indians two times in one year.
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Oh No RomoDraft Pick
802 days ago
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Is anybody else tired of the Wang jokes? It's old and busted
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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no... Clemens is old and busted (but I get what you are saying about the Yankees Wang)
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TylersaltAll-Star
801 days ago
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Nope!
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
802 days ago
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The Missouri Tigers win their 13th straight NCAA Football Championship!
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
802 days ago
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Sorry, its a football headline.
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
802 days ago
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2020: Barry Bonds head explodes.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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I just want Bonds to explode...
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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SUX This user is an Barry Bonds hater.
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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick
801 days ago
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Insert WANG joke here...
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J CunninghamVarsity Captain
801 days ago
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What WANG?
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TheSportsFanaticWaterboy
802 days ago
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2020: NHL is the most popular sport! Followed by MLS and women's volleyball!
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TheSportsFanaticWaterboy
802 days ago
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Sorry, not really a baseball headline but all well
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RomiezzoLegend
802 days ago
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Kei Igawa become becomes the first Major Leaguer to ever have an ERA more than the attendance of the game.
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RomiezzoLegend
802 days ago
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Sorry.. take out *become*
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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He hasn't done that already?
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RomiezzoLegend
802 days ago
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No. It's Yankee Stadium, so it's not that easy to do, even if you tried.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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What is he was pitching in Tampa? He would just need an ERA over one lone fan...
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RomiezzoLegend
802 days ago
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LOL, I think he'd be pitching in Coors field though...
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
802 days ago
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2020: A dropped call by Cingular results in Cole Hamels pitching one more year.
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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cingular is supposed to be the one who doesn't drop calls plus in 2020 Hamels will only be 37...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
802 days ago
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Top MLB Website ArmchairGM finally bans Tyrone Briggs
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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How long until [[[User:Manny Stiles|this guy]] gets banned?
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Falcon02520Legend
802 days ago
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screwed that one up this guy
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
802 days ago
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I don't know what hurts more. The fact Pean wrote this or that it only received 2 votes!
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
802 days ago
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too long
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Dcsundevil2002Div-I Stud
802 days ago
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Franco won't retire and the Marlins will have already started the newest thing in baseball, signing fans to contracts that pay them to attend the games.
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DNLLegend
801 days ago
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Jay Mariotti elected to sportswriters wing of Baseball Hall of Fame
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TylersaltAll-Star
801 days ago
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badumcha
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Falcon02520Legend
801 days ago
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I think you are confused... this is a post about "Headlines in 2020" not "Headlines that will never happen"...
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
801 days ago
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Barry Bonds hits his 5 millionth home run
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Yakob878MVP
800 days ago
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Number 7 is the funnist, also one about the red sox and yankeees are in last place and 2nd to last place and the Royals defeat the Deil Rays in the year 4059 world series
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