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Have I Been Living Under A Rock?

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by user Sigglecow

So, I'm bored before bed, perusing the realms of AGM, when I come across this on the Derrick Turnbow page: "In October 2003, Turnbow became the first major league player to test positive for a banned steroid."

WHAT?

OK, so yeah, I wasn't much of a baseball fan from 1998 (Sosa/McGwire - sickening) through now (I finally came back around - we all do), but with Turnbow being such a "rock star" for Milwaukee, you'd think I would've heard of this by now. Not from the Brewers themselves, of course, but I would have thought that at least one person would've said "Yeah, remember when he got busted for steroids?" Then I could've said, "WHAT?"

I haven't heard anything about this. Ever. Have I been living under a rock?

So I dug around a little bit. According to http://www.steroidlist.com...

  1. On January 7th, 2003, Turnbow was banned from Olympic competition for testing positive for three steroids.
  2. Turnbow claimed the steroids were from legal, over-the-counter drugs, which likely true.
  3. Major and Minor League Baseball did not suspend Turnbow since the drugs did not violate league policies.
  4. The three drugs, nandrolone, norandrostenedione or norandrostenediol, are all now banned under the 2005 MLB Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.

So I breathed a little easier, knowing Turnbow wasn't as much of a cheater as Bonds, McGwire, Giambi, Canseco, Palmeiro, Sheffield, Sosa, Grimsley, Caminiti, and the rest.

Finally, I happened across a May 16, 2006, news story from Madison's own Capital Times that made me feel a little better still:

http://www.madison.com/tct/sports/brewers/index.php?ntid=84005&ntpid=2

So in the end, I'm left torn. Is Turnbow a cheater? No. Was Turnbow a cheater? The quick answer is "Yes, sort of." What it comes down to is how far is too far to get an edge in baseball (or any sport)?

The biggest (and, to me anyway, most important) question of all in the whole steroids thing is this: How did it get like this?

Not long ago, baseball was played by people who loved the game. Now it's played by people who love money. In the past, the players' job was to entertain the fans with their skills, gained by practice and hard work, and win games. Now, the players don't care and it's the owners who want to entertain the fans, not with skills, but with home runs, lots of them, more and more every year. They build the new stadiums with smaller dimensions, all the better to hit homers, my dear.

People say "all these guys are trying to do is get an edge." That may be true, but all these guys are doing it for the wrong reasons. They don't care about the integrity of the game. They're trying to preserve their million-dollar paychecks. They're not trying to help the team. They just want to hit that extra home run, the one that will get 'em that big signing bonus next year. When Albert Pujols or David Ortiz hits a game-winning home run in the ninth, what would you guess they think of first? The team? Or their own league-leading HR numbers?

And the clean players? They're too young yet. Give them time. It won't be long before the clean players of today are the users of tomorrow.

So was Turnbow a cheater? Yes. I hate to say that, but it's true. And while I'm glad that he's (seemingly) clean now, and I'm glad he's pitched effectively without the chemicals, it still sucks. Because that's just one more person that I can never look at the same again. Every time I see him throw a 1-2-3 ninth, I won't be able to stop myself from wondering about the steroids. And it spreads, like a cancer, to everyone else. Because I wouldn't have guessed it from Turnbow. So if I was wrong to not assume steroids for him, what to make of Capuano, Fielder, and Carlos Lee, all having great seasons, and all players which I would never guess to be on steroids.

Maybe I have been living under a rock. Not just about Turnbow's history, but about the true scope of the problems caused by this whole steroids thing. Jesus, all I meant to do was write a quick thing about Turnbow and now I'm ranting about 'roids.

It just sucks, plain and simple, because I love baseball. I would never be able to stop watching, no matter how much today's players rape the integrity the game. And I could never stop going to games because being at a stadium and watching a game in person is beyond words. I hope and hope that Major League Baseball figures out how to fix this, but I know they can't. And even if they could, I don't think they would. No steroids = less home runs = fewer big names and feats = less money.

And in the end, isn't that the bottom line?


Date

Sun 07/23/06, 8:25 pm EST


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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
1225 days ago
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Hey with the way he's been pitching lately he could probably use some more steroids...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1225 days ago
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I would like to apologise on Coreyisarealboy's behalf to any MLB official that reads the above comment. He does not represent the view of the website, so please take up any issues directly with him. Corey also believes steroids are bad for the game of baseball.ArmchairGM Legal Team (This is a joke, Corey...)
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
1224 days ago
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I'm just a little bitter right now, that's all. The Brewres would be above .500 if it weren't for him at this point.
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Bball3345Draft Pick
1225 days ago
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You mean you have never heard Turnbow booed by thousands of fans because of his steroid use or be threatened to retire for the good of the game? (sarcasm)
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Bball3345Draft Pick
1225 days ago
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I don't agree that today's players care more about the "integrity" of the game than yesterday's. "Yesterday's" players have gone on strike for more money. "Yesterday's" players have corked bats, sharpened spikes, and used spitballs. "Yesterday's" players have thrown games, denied non-whites to play, and used other drugs of choice.
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Bball3345Draft Pick
1225 days ago
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Oops... I meant I don't agree that today's players care LESS about the "integrity" of the game than yesterday's.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1225 days ago
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Who cares how much cocaine and opium Babe Ruth did, if it was legal?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1225 days ago
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Would you know better than us if you've been living under a rock? Are you surrounded with mud? Have you been eating grub? Are you neighbors with a varmit?
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SigglecowWaterboy
1224 days ago
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My downstairs neighbor could be classified as a varmint, I suppose.
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