Happy Halloween Everybody….
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by LastRow
Now we all have our own Halloween traditions. For some it might be going around the neighborhood egging houses….Others might attend parties and get piss ass drunk. And well, there’s always the traditional salivating over who can bring in the most Milky Way’s, Kit-Kats, Nestle Crunches, or whatever your poison is. And we wonder why we have a weight problem in this damn country…And why there’s a market for Shaq’s Big Challenge! This is the one night that everybody’s allowed to have sugar highs… Although Shaq, I’m here to tell you and everybody else, I don’t believe in sugar or promoting pushing maximum destiny by age nine!
However, that doesn’t mean I did have a treat to give out! No, no…Now that would just completely be insensitive of me! I’m not going to be Mr. Scrooge on Halloween…Just because I don’t like sugar, why should I take it out on everybody else. Although my friends, perhaps you’ve heard of them…Def Leppard, now these cats really, I mean, really dig sugar! So without any further adieu…Well, it might not be candy…Although it’s just as tasty and won’t rot your teeth.
Happy Halloween Everybody!
And yes…Go ahead and pour some sugar on me!
